Why do I have to prove my age? Honestly, look at my lame posts and the things I like. I'm clearly middle aged. I mean, I watch free-to-air TV!

Saying that you are rich in children is just a philosophical way of saying that you are poor

Forgot to update my thoughts, haven't really had any. Been binging Love Island Australia hard. Mildly obsessed.

I'm just going to treat this account like a diary. Just talking to myself, but this way, I'll remember what I told myself.
Dear Bluesky, did nothing today. Didn't even shower. Watching TV. Still thinking about the inevitable uprising of veneers.

I'm glad to see that other people are becoming aware of the nightmare that is Trivago Teeth. Just raising awareness that on Tattoo Fixers, there are also some terrifying chompers. Just beware.

The Trivago teeth nightmare continues. I feel like his teeth are going to come to life, leave his mouth and go on a savage biting rampage

The older guy on the Trivago ad terrifies me. I feel like his teeth are going to escape from his mouth and go on a biting rampage. He's like a Bond villain and veneers are his weapon

Just remembering the time my Facebook account was banned for saying that boys are smelly. Even though I called my friends and sisters bitches and hoes, apparently saying boys smell was hate speech.

Well, I did not get any street cred from my kids, but I am enjoying myself here, even though I don't know what I'm doing. Just liking stuff.

I was never on Twitter. I came here to try to impress my kids by being trendy. Hoping to finally get the street cred I deserve.