Smokin' Garfield
@smokingarfield.bsky.social
The nights will never be the same.
I can't remember high school algebra but have perfect recollection of this scene from Married With Children.
Al Bundy gets his toilet back | Married... with Children
YouTube video by AlphonseBundy
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March 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I can't remember high school algebra but have perfect recollection of this scene from Married With Children.
All the computer systems are down at work. Everyone else is in a state of distress. Me? I have a physical book to read! That's the beauty of living offline a little...and packing your office with books.
February 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
All the computer systems are down at work. Everyone else is in a state of distress. Me? I have a physical book to read! That's the beauty of living offline a little...and packing your office with books.
Hey, @holliehorror.bsky.social- just passing this on. Vincent Price recorded an audiobook for one of his cookbooks and it's on YouTube. I find it very soothing.
Vincent Price's Beverly Hills Cookbook: Italian Cooking
YouTube video by andrjsh
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February 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Hey, @holliehorror.bsky.social- just passing this on. Vincent Price recorded an audiobook for one of his cookbooks and it's on YouTube. I find it very soothing.
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Now that I'm old, I apparently start my Friday night by falling asleep at 8 PM and waking up just after 10. When will I sleep again? The Magic 8-Ball says, "Reply hazy, try again".
January 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Now that I'm old, I apparently start my Friday night by falling asleep at 8 PM and waking up just after 10. When will I sleep again? The Magic 8-Ball says, "Reply hazy, try again".
Today, for my birthday, I made Hamburger Helper Deluxe Beef Stroganoff (I figured I was a sophisticated enough adult to go for the Deluxe option). It was pretty good! I ate a large bowl full.
Ten minutes later, my wife walked in with surprise McDonalds.
Now I'm preemptively writing my will.
Ten minutes later, my wife walked in with surprise McDonalds.
Now I'm preemptively writing my will.
January 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Today, for my birthday, I made Hamburger Helper Deluxe Beef Stroganoff (I figured I was a sophisticated enough adult to go for the Deluxe option). It was pretty good! I ate a large bowl full.
Ten minutes later, my wife walked in with surprise McDonalds.
Now I'm preemptively writing my will.
Ten minutes later, my wife walked in with surprise McDonalds.
Now I'm preemptively writing my will.
Current song playing on the radio in my mind:
Current Events-Joe King Carrasco
YouTube video by Joe King Carrasco
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January 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Current song playing on the radio in my mind:
"Jesus Dropped The Charges" The O'Neal Twins(Original)
YouTube video by Gospel Tunes
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January 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
All these years, I've been wondering why people have looked at me like I was a total weirdo for eating my cheese dip cold. Apparently, that's a Memphis thing only. Who knew?
January 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
All these years, I've been wondering why people have looked at me like I was a total weirdo for eating my cheese dip cold. Apparently, that's a Memphis thing only. Who knew?
I came up with my newest money-making scheme this morning: A Doors Christmas. The Lizard Kringle comes out to sing "L.A. Santa": "Mr. Ho-Ho Giftin', gotta keep on giftin'!"
December 25, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I came up with my newest money-making scheme this morning: A Doors Christmas. The Lizard Kringle comes out to sing "L.A. Santa": "Mr. Ho-Ho Giftin', gotta keep on giftin'!"
My Christmas gift to myself this year was discovering this clip. I'm not sure if I want context or not.
Maldita Lisiada - English captions
YouTube video by Michel Israel Valdebenito
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December 22, 2024 at 4:50 PM
My Christmas gift to myself this year was discovering this clip. I'm not sure if I want context or not.
I dreamed an entire SOV horror movie last night. It was set in a small-town carnival. There were endless minutes spent just filming the rides: smeary, LSD-trail nighttime footage of Dizzy Dragons. Kind of fun, but also kind of boring!
December 22, 2024 at 1:19 PM
I dreamed an entire SOV horror movie last night. It was set in a small-town carnival. There were endless minutes spent just filming the rides: smeary, LSD-trail nighttime footage of Dizzy Dragons. Kind of fun, but also kind of boring!
Occasionally, I remember I considered making this account strictly about posting songs I like!
Doris Norton - Psychoraptus (Music Video)
YouTube video by Exit
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December 18, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Occasionally, I remember I considered making this account strictly about posting songs I like!
Closer than my peeps you are to me.
December 14, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Closer than my peeps you are to me.
My daughter got me a thing for my desk called Daily Cattitudes. This has been my cattitude for weeks now.
December 13, 2024 at 3:59 PM
My daughter got me a thing for my desk called Daily Cattitudes. This has been my cattitude for weeks now.
It finally happened! To celebrate the 69, I became a Letterboxd Pro! Expect PROFESSIONAL reviews now!
December 11, 2024 at 1:11 AM
It finally happened! To celebrate the 69, I became a Letterboxd Pro! Expect PROFESSIONAL reviews now!
Someone left thinking putty in my office. It took me less than a minute to decide to make myself a hideous mutant freak.
December 9, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Someone left thinking putty in my office. It took me less than a minute to decide to make myself a hideous mutant freak.
My wife sent me this just as I was looking at Discogs. I feel seen.
December 9, 2024 at 3:58 PM
My wife sent me this just as I was looking at Discogs. I feel seen.
Every morning I check Letterboxd hoping I'll have one more follower.
December 8, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Every morning I check Letterboxd hoping I'll have one more follower.
Quick vibe check: is it appropriate to listen to Nick Drake while sitting in a parking lot eating a McRib? Also, do you think Nick Drake would've enjoyed the McRib?
December 7, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Quick vibe check: is it appropriate to listen to Nick Drake while sitting in a parking lot eating a McRib? Also, do you think Nick Drake would've enjoyed the McRib?
I found one of my prized possessions behind a bookshelf.
December 4, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I found one of my prized possessions behind a bookshelf.
I've been experiencing extremely vivid dreams the last few nights. I had one where a friend of mine (that I've never met in real life) and I started a flea market in the space that was The Boiler Room (the Hellraiser III club).
December 3, 2024 at 12:13 PM
I've been experiencing extremely vivid dreams the last few nights. I had one where a friend of mine (that I've never met in real life) and I started a flea market in the space that was The Boiler Room (the Hellraiser III club).
I just saw a commercial for Abu Dhabi (we're watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade as per tradition). It's all sleek shots of surfing and spas...but it's missing NERMAL. How can you miss Nermal in your Abu Dhabi commercial?
November 28, 2024 at 2:40 PM
I just saw a commercial for Abu Dhabi (we're watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade as per tradition). It's all sleek shots of surfing and spas...but it's missing NERMAL. How can you miss Nermal in your Abu Dhabi commercial?
My excuse for being late: "I had to wait in line for my medicine". I love being old.
November 26, 2024 at 10:50 PM
My excuse for being late: "I had to wait in line for my medicine". I love being old.