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SmokeytheWisecracker
@smokeywisecracker.bsky.social
Chronically unimpressed political animal.
Fervent believer in truth, justice, absurdity, and nonsense.
Fiercely unserious.
Music and nature....and Forest.
Damn navy beans. Belong on a boat in the ocean
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Ive done the quick soak so many times knowing it wouldnt work yet I persisted.

Beans dont care about our demands.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Yeah, but....theyll vote against it and cancel elections for the future, so....no...
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Who coulda known that you needed to soak beans overnight first.
Damn rules......
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Whats the rate for a single person standard plan now?
October 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You've worked so hard for that ass.
It's your time, queen.
September 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I think it worked out. I've seen your empire.
September 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Guv will always be the one who was there every day when I went to work daily expecting to die during early covid.
September 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
And Guv. Who can forget about The Guv?
September 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It is fun to be able to drop an audible "fuck that guy" anytime I hear someone mention him right now in public. Hearing it a lot, I get around 😁
September 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM