Smokeypugs
@smokeypugs.bsky.social
40 something and still playing with toy soldiers and board games. Erstwhile Evil Empire Employee (don’t hold it against me) and all round normal chap. Mental Health First Aider, I’m here if you need me.
I once saw a teenager question why someone 3D printed the save button when shown a floppy disc. I felt my back go and my eyesight dropped 20 points.
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I once saw a teenager question why someone 3D printed the save button when shown a floppy disc. I felt my back go and my eyesight dropped 20 points.
We County Durham residence deserve more than this from you. We need Reform out and we need the opposition to be at least competent. You should know AI isn’t a good look especially with the current government stance being so unpopular. Do better.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We County Durham residence deserve more than this from you. We need Reform out and we need the opposition to be at least competent. You should know AI isn’t a good look especially with the current government stance being so unpopular. Do better.
Jesus fucking Christ what is it with American Christians and being this uneducated? Holy fucking shit!
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Jesus fucking Christ what is it with American Christians and being this uneducated? Holy fucking shit!
TV shows it was this creepy little girl.
a cartoon character in a red dress is standing in a field with trees in the background .
ALT: a cartoon character in a red dress is standing in a field with trees in the background .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
TV shows it was this creepy little girl.
There was one given away for free. It was when Talisman was still around (the 3rd ed one) so around 95ish IIRC
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
There was one given away for free. It was when Talisman was still around (the 3rd ed one) so around 95ish IIRC
Never understood why Merry is tickling Pippin.
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Never understood why Merry is tickling Pippin.
Satire goes over some people’s head 🤷🏻♂️
The Imperium is a dreadful regime. Warhammer minis are fun to paint. 2 things are very different.
The Imperium is a dreadful regime. Warhammer minis are fun to paint. 2 things are very different.
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Satire goes over some people’s head 🤷🏻♂️
The Imperium is a dreadful regime. Warhammer minis are fun to paint. 2 things are very different.
The Imperium is a dreadful regime. Warhammer minis are fun to paint. 2 things are very different.
I’ve made donations to the guard cause :)
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’ve made donations to the guard cause :)
Hundred % plastic on weight is why have so much crap! Remember I sold about 50% of it!
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Hundred % plastic on weight is why have so much crap! Remember I sold about 50% of it!
25 years ago I was in my twenties and working for GW so I would have got the Eldar and Marine BF. Who am I kidding I would have got all 4 on weight and saved the other £20 for more toys.
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
25 years ago I was in my twenties and working for GW so I would have got the Eldar and Marine BF. Who am I kidding I would have got all 4 on weight and saved the other £20 for more toys.
I empathise. I’m stuck forever.
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I empathise. I’m stuck forever.
@unitedpackage.bsky.social has lots of these I believe.
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@unitedpackage.bsky.social has lots of these I believe.
Didn’t Lucille Ball and her production company basically save Trek after the first pilot wasn’t well received? Honestly lonely RW men are a bane on fandoms I swear.
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Didn’t Lucille Ball and her production company basically save Trek after the first pilot wasn’t well received? Honestly lonely RW men are a bane on fandoms I swear.
Guilty as charged! My area manager was in the same shot 😂
October 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Guilty as charged! My area manager was in the same shot 😂
Fun fact there’s a picture of me in WD looking at Warmachine minis on racking while in uniform 😳
October 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Fun fact there’s a picture of me in WD looking at Warmachine minis on racking while in uniform 😳
My wife and I have lost a combined 30kg of weight.
On other news (not sure this counts as positive more funny) I had to wake up said wife at 1am to help me remove a tick from the dog’s bollock.
On other news (not sure this counts as positive more funny) I had to wake up said wife at 1am to help me remove a tick from the dog’s bollock.
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
My wife and I have lost a combined 30kg of weight.
On other news (not sure this counts as positive more funny) I had to wake up said wife at 1am to help me remove a tick from the dog’s bollock.
On other news (not sure this counts as positive more funny) I had to wake up said wife at 1am to help me remove a tick from the dog’s bollock.
You buying guard? Sorry can’t see it.
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
You buying guard? Sorry can’t see it.
A rogue intern in a company that doesn’t use internship?
Gotta love a tryer I suppose
Gotta love a tryer I suppose
a bald man with a shaved head is wearing a gray suit
ALT: a bald man with a shaved head is wearing a gray suit
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A rogue intern in a company that doesn’t use internship?
Gotta love a tryer I suppose
Gotta love a tryer I suppose
Again? What we up to? 6 times? He’s like a bad smell you can’t get rid of isn’t he?
October 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Again? What we up to? 6 times? He’s like a bad smell you can’t get rid of isn’t he?
I always imagined John Anderson shouting ‘Gladiators Ready’ before blowing his whistle when thinking of the Essen slogan.
October 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I always imagined John Anderson shouting ‘Gladiators Ready’ before blowing his whistle when thinking of the Essen slogan.
Happiness. It’s called happiness.
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Happiness. It’s called happiness.
I have a copy somewhere but not the minis as I sold them a long time ago.
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I have a copy somewhere but not the minis as I sold them a long time ago.
It’s not a great game don’t let the nostalgia make you spend £££s on it.
October 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It’s not a great game don’t let the nostalgia make you spend £££s on it.