april (spooky lesbian)
@smokestack.mom
lots of smut microfiction. coworkers enter at their own risk. DM’s are open. lesbian, she/her, 20 years HRT 🏳️⚧️, estradiol superfan. pfp by @furboz.
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april (spooky lesbian)
@smokestack.mom
· Oct 17
“This one,” asked Nissa.
“No,” replied Chandra.
“This one?”
“No.”
“You want… this one,” Nissa whispered incredulously.
“Oh yes,” confirmed Chandra.
“I call it the ‘decidedly male’,” Nissa confessed, strapping it on.
“I-I know,” stammered Chandra, blushing furiously.
“No,” replied Chandra.
“This one?”
“No.”
“You want… this one,” Nissa whispered incredulously.
“Oh yes,” confirmed Chandra.
“I call it the ‘decidedly male’,” Nissa confessed, strapping it on.
“I-I know,” stammered Chandra, blushing furiously.
my toxic trait is commenting on some random object in the room when somebody sends me a nude of themselves
me (upon receiving said nude): is that Sagrada on your Kallax back there? i love that game!
me (upon receiving said nude): is that Sagrada on your Kallax back there? i love that game!
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
my toxic trait is commenting on some random object in the room when somebody sends me a nude of themselves
me (upon receiving said nude): is that Sagrada on your Kallax back there? i love that game!
me (upon receiving said nude): is that Sagrada on your Kallax back there? i love that game!
driving home with my wife in my miata tonight. and up ahead i see this 1960’s era red convertible, also top down.
i pull up next to it and look over to wave and there’s a dude fully dressed up like santa claus driving it. he’s got a cigar in his mouth and when i wave he looks over and gives me a 🤙
i pull up next to it and look over to wave and there’s a dude fully dressed up like santa claus driving it. he’s got a cigar in his mouth and when i wave he looks over and gives me a 🤙
September 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
driving home with my wife in my miata tonight. and up ahead i see this 1960’s era red convertible, also top down.
i pull up next to it and look over to wave and there’s a dude fully dressed up like santa claus driving it. he’s got a cigar in his mouth and when i wave he looks over and gives me a 🤙
i pull up next to it and look over to wave and there’s a dude fully dressed up like santa claus driving it. he’s got a cigar in his mouth and when i wave he looks over and gives me a 🤙
learning so much about women’s fashion today
September 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
learning so much about women’s fashion today
big shout out to my friends who have been sending me a nonstop stream of smutty Hornet illustrations over the past few days.
September 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
big shout out to my friends who have been sending me a nonstop stream of smutty Hornet illustrations over the past few days.
first time dressing as San since getting pink hair, but i think it kinda works for her
September 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
first time dressing as San since getting pink hair, but i think it kinda works for her
my daughter (age 9): hey mimi, i know how to get away with murder
me: uhh… how’s that?
my daughter: before you do it, take a really long bath so your fingers are all wrinkly and don’t leave any fingerprints
me: uhh… how’s that?
my daughter: before you do it, take a really long bath so your fingers are all wrinkly and don’t leave any fingerprints
August 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
my daughter (age 9): hey mimi, i know how to get away with murder
me: uhh… how’s that?
my daughter: before you do it, take a really long bath so your fingers are all wrinkly and don’t leave any fingerprints
me: uhh… how’s that?
my daughter: before you do it, take a really long bath so your fingers are all wrinkly and don’t leave any fingerprints
most people on a sunday morning: yawning, drinking coffee
me: frantically searching for her one thong so that she can get her ass tattooed in front of tens of thousands of people at a local tattoo convention
me: frantically searching for her one thong so that she can get her ass tattooed in front of tens of thousands of people at a local tattoo convention
July 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
most people on a sunday morning: yawning, drinking coffee
me: frantically searching for her one thong so that she can get her ass tattooed in front of tens of thousands of people at a local tattoo convention
me: frantically searching for her one thong so that she can get her ass tattooed in front of tens of thousands of people at a local tattoo convention
need to find me a chore-boy
July 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
need to find me a chore-boy
me: ooo, look at this sick body swapping medallion
also me: immediately swaps bodies with her housecat
also me: immediately swaps bodies with her housecat
July 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
me: ooo, look at this sick body swapping medallion
also me: immediately swaps bodies with her housecat
also me: immediately swaps bodies with her housecat
out: masturbating
in: fucking an invisible ghost friend
in: fucking an invisible ghost friend
July 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
out: masturbating
in: fucking an invisible ghost friend
in: fucking an invisible ghost friend
went to a panel on menopause and perimenopause at con this year, and it is shockingly clear how much more that trans women know about women’s hormones than cis women.
which is super fucked because cis women should absolutely have the same ability to do what they want with their own bodies.
which is super fucked because cis women should absolutely have the same ability to do what they want with their own bodies.
July 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
went to a panel on menopause and perimenopause at con this year, and it is shockingly clear how much more that trans women know about women’s hormones than cis women.
which is super fucked because cis women should absolutely have the same ability to do what they want with their own bodies.
which is super fucked because cis women should absolutely have the same ability to do what they want with their own bodies.
normal people: doing stuff, making the world a better place
me: making emotes
me: making emotes
June 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
normal people: doing stuff, making the world a better place
me: making emotes
me: making emotes
the start of two new tattoos: a strawberry and a chocolate cow 🤎🩷
June 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the start of two new tattoos: a strawberry and a chocolate cow 🤎🩷
once mortal women, i have corrupted these queens with my nine Rings of Power and transformed into them into ringwraiths.
i call them my nazgûrl.
i call them my nazgûrl.
June 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
once mortal women, i have corrupted these queens with my nine Rings of Power and transformed into them into ringwraiths.
i call them my nazgûrl.
i call them my nazgûrl.
my spouse's new chicken coop sign
June 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
my spouse's new chicken coop sign
did i just spend the last hour making a trans pride cow heart?
okay yes, yes i did; but, in my defense: i wanted to
okay yes, yes i did; but, in my defense: i wanted to
June 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
did i just spend the last hour making a trans pride cow heart?
okay yes, yes i did; but, in my defense: i wanted to
okay yes, yes i did; but, in my defense: i wanted to
saw this sign last weekend
send me upstate ma
send me upstate ma
June 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
saw this sign last weekend
send me upstate ma
send me upstate ma
Tim Berners-Lee (1993): I have the perfect idea, I'll call it the paragraph element. A beautiful piece of semantic markup.
writers, fiction websites: lol, lmao even
writers, fiction websites: lol, lmao even
June 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Tim Berners-Lee (1993): I have the perfect idea, I'll call it the paragraph element. A beautiful piece of semantic markup.
writers, fiction websites: lol, lmao even
writers, fiction websites: lol, lmao even
i once dated this woman and she told me that she had spent some time thinking about that if you stripped her down to the core of her identity what would remain was “womanhood”
and i was like damn you are cis, i think if you did that to me it would be ice cream.
and i was like damn you are cis, i think if you did that to me it would be ice cream.
June 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i once dated this woman and she told me that she had spent some time thinking about that if you stripped her down to the core of her identity what would remain was “womanhood”
and i was like damn you are cis, i think if you did that to me it would be ice cream.
and i was like damn you are cis, i think if you did that to me it would be ice cream.
nobody during foreplay:
literally nobody during foreplay:
me: brb babe, i need to spray a little lithium grease on this wartenberg wheel
literally nobody during foreplay:
me: brb babe, i need to spray a little lithium grease on this wartenberg wheel
June 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
nobody during foreplay:
literally nobody during foreplay:
me: brb babe, i need to spray a little lithium grease on this wartenberg wheel
literally nobody during foreplay:
me: brb babe, i need to spray a little lithium grease on this wartenberg wheel
good grief is the target pride selection is bleak this year. no soul whatsoever, tags with lorem ipsum.
the smiley faces in particular, a real throwback to simpler time of the AIDS crisis, no marriage equality, rampant homophobia and transphobia, bullying
the smiley faces in particular, a real throwback to simpler time of the AIDS crisis, no marriage equality, rampant homophobia and transphobia, bullying
May 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
good grief is the target pride selection is bleak this year. no soul whatsoever, tags with lorem ipsum.
the smiley faces in particular, a real throwback to simpler time of the AIDS crisis, no marriage equality, rampant homophobia and transphobia, bullying
the smiley faces in particular, a real throwback to simpler time of the AIDS crisis, no marriage equality, rampant homophobia and transphobia, bullying
When I was young, I watched a The Twilight Zone Episode called “Number 12 Looks Just Like You,” (S05E17) in which people were essentially forced into a machine that turned them a hot bimbo.
And I think it was meant to be a cautionary tale, but boy wow did baby April did not get that message at all.
And I think it was meant to be a cautionary tale, but boy wow did baby April did not get that message at all.
May 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
When I was young, I watched a The Twilight Zone Episode called “Number 12 Looks Just Like You,” (S05E17) in which people were essentially forced into a machine that turned them a hot bimbo.
And I think it was meant to be a cautionary tale, but boy wow did baby April did not get that message at all.
And I think it was meant to be a cautionary tale, but boy wow did baby April did not get that message at all.
— me writing normally —
“Hi,” said character one.
“Hi to you too,” said character two.
— me writing kinky shit —
She grunted, thrusting herself against her bonds as blood trickled over the tips of her bared breasts.
“Hi,” said character one.
“Hi to you too,” said character two.
— me writing kinky shit —
She grunted, thrusting herself against her bonds as blood trickled over the tips of her bared breasts.
May 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
— me writing normally —
“Hi,” said character one.
“Hi to you too,” said character two.
— me writing kinky shit —
She grunted, thrusting herself against her bonds as blood trickled over the tips of her bared breasts.
“Hi,” said character one.
“Hi to you too,” said character two.
— me writing kinky shit —
She grunted, thrusting herself against her bonds as blood trickled over the tips of her bared breasts.
ran out of story to write so now i’m just sending my wife stream of consciousness erotica. rip wife.
May 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
ran out of story to write so now i’m just sending my wife stream of consciousness erotica. rip wife.