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NOT SO FAST, KIMOSABE!! 💙🪶
@smokedoyster.bsky.social
Retired US Army LTC Political-Military Analyst turned smart-ass; Vietnam vet. Card carrying ANTIFA and Old AF.

76 y/o, suffering MDS from exposure to Agent Orange. My goal is to outlive “Cadet Bone-spurs” Asshole.

#fuckice #NAFO #FAFO 💙
No end to Republican discomfort in sight.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
All better now?
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Time to do some soul searching. If you can find it.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ok Trumpster, what did you do with that $3 trillion dollars you say we took on these past 7 months?

Gone?

Can’t pay it back?
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Trumps “Gatsby” party favors.

Included young females showing off their bodies to attendees.

Underlying message…..your guess is probably right on the money…what’s on the menu!

Let them eat cake.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fixed it!
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trump fixed it!

Feel better now?
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hey Handsome!
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Is that what he meant by “America First!”???

Are we GREAT yet or what?
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Mamdani to Trump:

“I got your MANDATE right here!”
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hence USG support payments to cattlemen.
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Even I knew that.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Smirnoff missing from prison? Did Trump smuggle him out to Russia? Big Question.
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Now that we’ve taken care of that business….
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Good Morning, INDEED!!
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Courts be damned!!

You all can just eat my shorts! And my gold toilets.
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
All that’s missing is the black duct tape where Saddam’s toilet drain meets the wall. Otherwise, looks like the same designer.
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What do we get for our $20BILLION giveaway to Argentina?

Asking for a friend.
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Our tax dollars will pay for enhanced smog.

Why should we be the only ones with clean air?
November 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“Fast, vicious and sweet”

WTF??

It’s feeling so third world now.
November 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Is his brain tired? Does he just run out of coherent thoughts?
November 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What SNAP benefits can get you.
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Trump still hunting for a Nobel Prize so he can be equal to Obama. So why not give him one and shut him the hell up.
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM