giving you your plate of cookies and glass of warm milk while you’re wearing this
September 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
giving you your plate of cookies and glass of warm milk while you’re wearing this
my mother just now: “what’s wrong with it? is that real?”
August 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
my mother just now: “what’s wrong with it? is that real?”
it’s strange these are such a popular toy for babies. once they’re learning how to walk and fall over on this = instant impalement
August 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
it’s strange these are such a popular toy for babies. once they’re learning how to walk and fall over on this = instant impalement
if carrots grew like this we’d never need forks again. you eat your fork instead
August 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
if carrots grew like this we’d never need forks again. you eat your fork instead
worst: brown bear (arrogant)
best:
best:
July 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
worst: brown bear (arrogant)
best:
best: