I shared my spider trauma with listeners this morning, and you can hear it on catch-up...if you dare!

Plus some nice music, a bit of generic DJ-ing (very poorly executed), jokes, mediocre Irish & Geordie accents, weird news, laughs.

Download here:
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How one of our cats greeted us after a weekend away. Little sod.

This and other stories (including 'I don't Understand My Wife') on today's @humbugradio.bsky.social show. Plus, of course, great music.

Download it here: player.autopod.xyz/852533

Just discovered Sara Bareilles. Where has she been all my life? Listen to the rather brilliant Love Song on today's show.

Plus jokes, rants, impressions, twaddle and a wodge of great music.

Download here: player.autopod.xyz/843536

Top show today!*

Amazing music from the 70s to the Noughties, jokes, impressions and - rightly - we celebrate Alexander Graham Bell Day. What do you mean you didn't know?

Give it a listen right here: player.autopod.xyz/837297

*according to our sensible cat. Idiot cat said, 'meh'.

How I Was Nearly In Imagination.

Find out how in today's show right here:
player.autopod.xyz/794535

This could have been me, dammit!

Why do cats like boxes even when they don't fit?

A little reminder that's it's lunchtime.

So that's where the warmest tile is.

Cunts On A Plane