smlarsen.bsky.social
@smlarsen.bsky.social
With Big Data shoes
it's time to take control
and headbutt your way
through life
Running on fumes for the past year and a half and this floof-brained gub has no idea how critical a role he plays in my desire to persevere 💙
April 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I've never met a bridge I could burn, even if saving it came at the expense of setting myself on fire.
February 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Nothing but scritchies and baguette pillows for this hissy guy who kept me *so* safe from the scary men I invited into the house to fix the furnace.

Well-earned rest, bravest boy.
February 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I can't get peach redbull anymore. I am not God's strongest soldier and I don't know why I keep getting treated like I might be.
February 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The furnace stopped working, and it's 50 degrees in the house (and dropping). I'm so excited to see what other horrors this day has to offer.
February 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I wish microblogging were as cathartic as I need it to be, but I guess that's more my fault than anything else.

Maybe this is just a reason to take fifty billion photos of my cats.
February 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Apparently dreams about death represent unresolved emotions, but that's basically every feeling I've ever had so??
February 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
There's nothing I want more than to hibernate in the dark solitude of a cozy cave but I guess I have to keep being an adult in society and pay taxes or whatever, gd.
February 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
And the other one, for good measure.
February 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Kicking off this bluesky journey with my best good boy, as is right and just.
February 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM