I like Kraft. Adam likes Hellmans. We used to alternate whenever we’d have to buy it. Now we meet in the middle with Blue Plate. Mayo has really tested our ability to see each other’s point of view and compromise.

I hope this isn’t baiting you into being controversial here, but what is the best mayo in your opinion? Husband and I have been together going on 25 years and we still haven’t reached a mayo armistice.