watching old youtube videos with Honey ads is like watching old shows with the Twin Towers
April 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
watching old youtube videos with Honey ads is like watching old shows with the Twin Towers
does Ramadan prohibit eating ass?
April 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
does Ramadan prohibit eating ass?
am i legally allowed to say that we should kill all billionaires
March 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
am i legally allowed to say that we should kill all billionaires
i'm convinced that everyone pretends they like beer to fit in with everyone else
March 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i'm convinced that everyone pretends they like beer to fit in with everyone else
groot should say fuck in the next one
March 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
groot should say fuck in the next one
what we really need is a lebroninominon
February 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
what we really need is a lebroninominon
ok so can we genuinely stop platforming Kanye or...
February 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ok so can we genuinely stop platforming Kanye or...
light yagami please save us from trump
February 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
light yagami please save us from trump
why do C-section babies still call it a birthday? call it an "extraction date" or some shit
February 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
why do C-section babies still call it a birthday? call it an "extraction date" or some shit
I am very aware of my vowels when pronouncing "Schwarzenegger"
February 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I am very aware of my vowels when pronouncing "Schwarzenegger"
taco bell got rid of the spicy potato soft taco, i'm killing myself
January 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
taco bell got rid of the spicy potato soft taco, i'm killing myself
do lesbians get married at home depot or do they just go to churches too
January 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
do lesbians get married at home depot or do they just go to churches too
do tattoo artists tattoo themselves or does it hurt too much
January 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
do tattoo artists tattoo themselves or does it hurt too much
what if aliens come to our planet and they think it's super weird and fucked up that we kill and eat other animals
January 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
what if aliens come to our planet and they think it's super weird and fucked up that we kill and eat other animals
going to a restaurant for work dinner and asking for a kids menu and crayons
January 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
going to a restaurant for work dinner and asking for a kids menu and crayons
kids these days probably don't even know Gangnam Style
January 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
kids these days probably don't even know Gangnam Style
yall ever leave a risky comment on tiktok and immediately refresh your notifs page a couple times to see if it gets bot moderated
January 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
yall ever leave a risky comment on tiktok and immediately refresh your notifs page a couple times to see if it gets bot moderated
when i'm about to die i want someone to blind me so i can see what being blind is like
December 31, 2024 at 8:21 AM
when i'm about to die i want someone to blind me so i can see what being blind is like
meatier shower? sounds kinda gay
December 19, 2024 at 7:38 AM
meatier shower? sounds kinda gay
making eye contact with yourself in the mirror while you're high like "you seeing this shit too?"
December 15, 2024 at 2:49 AM
making eye contact with yourself in the mirror while you're high like "you seeing this shit too?"
does anyone else ever get offered something small like a mint and immediately say "no thanks" as a knee-jerk reaction and then immediately regret it bc you secretly kinda want one but now it would be awkward to ask?
December 14, 2024 at 1:44 AM
does anyone else ever get offered something small like a mint and immediately say "no thanks" as a knee-jerk reaction and then immediately regret it bc you secretly kinda want one but now it would be awkward to ask?
if someone falling down once makes national news, they're too old to be a senator
December 12, 2024 at 9:20 PM
if someone falling down once makes national news, they're too old to be a senator
If Kyle Shittenhouse is a free man, then perhaps Luigi should be too
December 12, 2024 at 1:09 AM
If Kyle Shittenhouse is a free man, then perhaps Luigi should be too
Waiter! Waiter! More greedy CEOs please!
December 7, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Waiter! Waiter! More greedy CEOs please!
new plan: get famous and join the 27 club
November 26, 2024 at 10:59 PM
new plan: get famous and join the 27 club