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"I believe there's deep seated trouble throughout New Zealand" - Sir David Joseph Dobbyn
hello new zealand police, we the israeli police are just gifting you this kitchen appliance for you to plug into the wall in some sort of office. oh you're putting it in the national HQ? that's wonderful, thanks
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
hello new zealand police, we the israeli police are just gifting you this kitchen appliance for you to plug into the wall in some sort of office. oh you're putting it in the national HQ? that's wonderful, thanks
did other countries have a “burma trail” night at school camp where the teachers would hide in the woods and send you into the pitch black holding a rope and try and scare you or was that just new zealand
October 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
did other countries have a “burma trail” night at school camp where the teachers would hide in the woods and send you into the pitch black holding a rope and try and scare you or was that just new zealand
"Internal Affairs officer Ian Tingey grew suspicious when a well-spoken man with a North American accent rang asking if the process could be sped up, giving an unconvincing answer when questioned."
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
"Internal Affairs officer Ian Tingey grew suspicious when a well-spoken man with a North American accent rang asking if the process could be sped up, giving an unconvincing answer when questioned."
massive scoop from Nicky Hager: "Secret defence notes pointing to sensitive China preparation left at op shop" ... "Without any announcement, New Zealand is being integrated into a de facto Anglo military alliance that ties the country into a US/UK-led military build up."
October 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
massive scoop from Nicky Hager: "Secret defence notes pointing to sensitive China preparation left at op shop" ... "Without any announcement, New Zealand is being integrated into a de facto Anglo military alliance that ties the country into a US/UK-led military build up."
NEW ON EXIT FROM AFFCO: Part 1 of Israeli Passport Bros, or how a bunch of two-bit Mossad agents ended up getting caught trying to steal a New Zealand man with cerebral palsy's identity (link below)
October 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
NEW ON EXIT FROM AFFCO: Part 1 of Israeli Passport Bros, or how a bunch of two-bit Mossad agents ended up getting caught trying to steal a New Zealand man with cerebral palsy's identity (link below)
COMING THIS WEEK ON EXIT FROM AFFCO: the comedy of errors that resulted in NZ authorities finding a Mossad passport forgery ring in 2004; featuring Ehud Barak's neighbour, assassination plots, and a North Korean train explosion which killed 12 Syrian missile scientists
October 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
COMING THIS WEEK ON EXIT FROM AFFCO: the comedy of errors that resulted in NZ authorities finding a Mossad passport forgery ring in 2004; featuring Ehud Barak's neighbour, assassination plots, and a North Korean train explosion which killed 12 Syrian missile scientists
mickey mouse country with an appropriately mickey mouse leader
October 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
mickey mouse country with an appropriately mickey mouse leader
they're dabbing on us folks
September 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
they're dabbing on us folks
lmao "Kash Patel gave New Zealand officials 3D-printed guns illegal to possess under local laws" ... "A spokesperson for the spy agencies described the gift as "a challenge coin display stand" that included the 3D-printed inoperable weapon "as part of the design"."
September 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
lmao "Kash Patel gave New Zealand officials 3D-printed guns illegal to possess under local laws" ... "A spokesperson for the spy agencies described the gift as "a challenge coin display stand" that included the 3D-printed inoperable weapon "as part of the design"."
certainly interesting to see national MP chris penk following a 6 day old account titled "Reform NZ", which started spewing out zionist propaganda around the time of peters’ speech, and is now shifting to bargain bin great replacement trite
September 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
certainly interesting to see national MP chris penk following a 6 day old account titled "Reform NZ", which started spewing out zionist propaganda around the time of peters’ speech, and is now shifting to bargain bin great replacement trite
from craig renney: the new billions in "infrastructure investment" the coalition has announced is more motorways and not much else
September 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
from craig renney: the new billions in "infrastructure investment" the coalition has announced is more motorways and not much else
"Gaza City was actually bombed 3 separate times by British forces in 1917, including the use of chemical weapons during the Second Battle of Gaza. The below photo shows New Zealand soldiers donning gas masks, captioned “Gaza Beauty Show”. 4,000 gas shells were fired into the city."
![New Zealand soldiers were, of course, particularly racist against local peoples. Milnes’ stellar 1999 thesis “Imperial Soldiers?” examined New Zealand and ANZAC troops’ views during the campaign, finding “virtually every letter, book, and diary contained some reference to the Arabs reflecting the New Zealanders’ racial views”. One wrote that “no wonder the old inhabitants of Palestine had to be destroyed... many a chap is disgusted with the people.” The Aide de Camp to the commander of the New Zealand Mounted Rifles wrote that “they [the Arab camel drivers] all want rounding up and shot”. Another wrote that one village was a “God forsaken place, and only fit for n****ers to live in”.
These racist views extended to their treatment of the local populace, including stealing crops and livestock, the “concentration” of nomadic Bedouin tribes into camps (or torture to find out if they were spies), trashing bazaars, and indifference to or active participation in their deaths. One soldier noted in his autobiography that the soldiers all laughed when the Arab spectators were shelled during a battle. Gaza City was actually bombed 3 separate times by British forces in 1917, including the use of chemical weapons during the Second Battle of Gaza. The below photo shows New Zealand soldiers donning gas masks, captioned “Gaza Beauty Show”. 4,000 gas shells were fired into the city. The day that British forces took Gaza was the same day that the Balfour Declaration was issued, creating Jewish Palestine.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ufy4ojzjxabtn5gqwosqgxe3/bafkreieb3w6iwcql2gwdm2efqwcvlkt6lko36ot5qvxtpxgxda6wj4it74@jpeg)
September 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"Gaza City was actually bombed 3 separate times by British forces in 1917, including the use of chemical weapons during the Second Battle of Gaza. The below photo shows New Zealand soldiers donning gas masks, captioned “Gaza Beauty Show”. 4,000 gas shells were fired into the city."
NZ entomologist george vernon hudson was the first person to propose daylight saving time, as he wanted more time to look at and collect bugs after work
September 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
NZ entomologist george vernon hudson was the first person to propose daylight saving time, as he wanted more time to look at and collect bugs after work
peters says recognising palestine would embolden hamas, which funnily enough didn't apply to inviting myanmar's military junta to NZ-hosted ASEAN summits in 2024 after they'd been informally blocked from attending since they seized power
September 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
peters says recognising palestine would embolden hamas, which funnily enough didn't apply to inviting myanmar's military junta to NZ-hosted ASEAN summits in 2024 after they'd been informally blocked from attending since they seized power
the new zealand company marketed an exhibition of "the longest painting in the world" in london in 1849, an expansive panorama designed to advertise new zealand as a new frontier for settlement, with vast "untouched" lands ready to be colonised
September 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
the new zealand company marketed an exhibition of "the longest painting in the world" in london in 1849, an expansive panorama designed to advertise new zealand as a new frontier for settlement, with vast "untouched" lands ready to be colonised
if you want to know why people like peter thiel have an obsession with NZ, you can thank jacob rees-mogg’s father for writing a book that references NZ as the ideal place to wait out a global collapse. PM luxon is now touting the country as “a safe haven in a very volatile and uncertain world”
September 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
if you want to know why people like peter thiel have an obsession with NZ, you can thank jacob rees-mogg’s father for writing a book that references NZ as the ideal place to wait out a global collapse. PM luxon is now touting the country as “a safe haven in a very volatile and uncertain world”
he looks like a cut matrix reloaded character here
September 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
he looks like a cut matrix reloaded character here
it's cool how when you're great friends with luxon (and the CEO of private healthcare firm tend) you can text luxon's office staff to figure out how to "best get in front of Simeon Brown urgently"
September 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
it's cool how when you're great friends with luxon (and the CEO of private healthcare firm tend) you can text luxon's office staff to figure out how to "best get in front of Simeon Brown urgently"
next EXIT FROM AFFCO post will be out soon, on US meddling in the NZ labour movement, the 1951 waterfront lockout, secret CIA strikebreaking flights (with help from the dulles bros), and the birth of the post-WWII NZ security state. subscribe / read the first post below
September 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
next EXIT FROM AFFCO post will be out soon, on US meddling in the NZ labour movement, the 1951 waterfront lockout, secret CIA strikebreaking flights (with help from the dulles bros), and the birth of the post-WWII NZ security state. subscribe / read the first post below
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 According to sources inside of caucus, prospective media material drafting for 2026 contenders to replace Luxon is already taking place. Insiders with knowledge of the leadership challenge say that #BrownPugh is so far top of the ticket
September 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 According to sources inside of caucus, prospective media material drafting for 2026 contenders to replace Luxon is already taking place. Insiders with knowledge of the leadership challenge say that #BrownPugh is so far top of the ticket
“it’s great if you’re a white nationalist in the NZDF, we commend you for it actually, but you fucked it up by falling for an intelligence agent asking you to give her NZDF rifle training manuals and satellite photos of military bases”
August 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“it’s great if you’re a white nationalist in the NZDF, we commend you for it actually, but you fucked it up by falling for an intelligence agent asking you to give her NZDF rifle training manuals and satellite photos of military bases”
private intel company auror is now working w/ justice min goldsmith “to strengthen legislation to provide more certainty for tech providers” on facial recognition, with the privacy commissioner saying in june biometric data can now be shared between retail companies
August 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
private intel company auror is now working w/ justice min goldsmith “to strengthen legislation to provide more certainty for tech providers” on facial recognition, with the privacy commissioner saying in june biometric data can now be shared between retail companies
it’s hilarious to say there’s a member of NZ parliament who’s failed the voight-kampff test
August 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
it’s hilarious to say there’s a member of NZ parliament who’s failed the voight-kampff test
interesting to see where people’s priorities lie
August 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
interesting to see where people’s priorities lie