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Fun fact: there is a storyline in It's Walky where Walky & Joyce get hit with a Rule 63 Beam, in case you'd like to have an idea what a post-transition Walky could look like.
(Storyline starts here for those curious: www.itswalky.com/comic/well-s...).
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Standing here 🎶
I realize 🎶
You are just like me 🎶
Trying to make history 🎶

But who’s to judge 🎶
The right from wrong 🎶
When our guard is down 🎶
I think we’ll both agree 🎶

That violence breeds violence 🎶
But in the end it has to be this way!!! 🎶
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
So, fun(?) fact: In the Walkyverse cannon, Rose and Zaph were Amber and Faz's "mirror counterparts" who worked at the "rival" store "McAwesome's Parasailing and Chocolate Bakery" across the street from the Shortpacked toy store. It would also later be implied all 4 of them are all half-siblings.
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I present to you, the time in Shortpacked when Walkyverse Mike slept with both Amber & Ethan the same night (in adjacent hotel rooms) in order to be a hater to 3 people at once:
January 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I try to avoid having social media accounts as much as possible. Name comes from back when twitter 1st started requiring accounts to see replies/full profiles (was long before I discovered xcancel), and I created a random burner twitter solely to view replies/full profiles. Used the same name here.
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I thought it was for a nickel?
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Back in the Walkyverse canon of Shortpacked, he described himself as "Whatever you don't want me to be". This was in the same comic he helped Ethan figure out he is gay:
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 AM
To be clear, that hover text is a reference to the fact that Ultra Car did have a third hand to flip people off with:
January 2, 2026 at 8:28 AM
More than ally, last I checked Popeye is actually non-binary:
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
They share a Birthday because they're all allusions to the band Guns N' Roses. Dizzy is named after the keyboardist, Darren "Dizzy" Reed. Axl is named after lead singer Axl Rose. And Elphelt's entire design motif features flowers & guns.
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Yuji shows up exclusively to exorcise a reborn Mahito like he swore he'd do whenever Mahito returns, then dips.
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Welp, the worries I've held since the Magic-Taking Staff was introduced have been proven well-founded.
Based on Voltaire calling Tedd the "False King", he absolutely plans for Tedd's royal aura to be the one to get stolen.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I know there is at least one post-game plot reveal that is very worth it to get (but I have no idea what the conditions to achieve it are).
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Especially because the ad wasn't even AI! It was audio taken from an actual recording of Reagan!
October 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"Have I mentioned they both have unnaturally large canines, the better to bite into this case with?"
And yet Vladia is noticeably lacking the cute visible fang she had in her last appearance. Is that a mistake? Or just part of her slightly updated design?
October 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Small correction, Tombstone has had albinism since birth, it's unrelated to him getting mutated by Diox-3.
September 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It's actually the other way around. Dogsred is a reboot of Supinamarada!, Noda's series before Golden Kamuy that got axed, & many of the characters in Golden Kamuy were based of off ones from Supinamarada!. After Golden Kamuy, Noda used his newfound popularity and cachet to make it again but better.
March 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM