Chris James Smith
@smithjameschris.bsky.social
Aspiring creative and mensch.
Writer of the sixth funniest Christmas cracker joke of 2020.
He/him.
Writer of the sixth funniest Christmas cracker joke of 2020.
He/him.
August 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Some times, I get a mashup stuck in my head to the point that I need to exorcise it.
These two tracks use the same key and feature an almost identical tempo, which is handy.
These two tracks use the same key and feature an almost identical tempo, which is handy.
July 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Some times, I get a mashup stuck in my head to the point that I need to exorcise it.
These two tracks use the same key and feature an almost identical tempo, which is handy.
These two tracks use the same key and feature an almost identical tempo, which is handy.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
April 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
Usually I enjoy debating the Jehovah's Witnesses that come canvassing.
They dropped this off without knocking, which is a shame. I'd love to know if they also think this is just Zac Efron.
More like Baywatchtower, am I right?
They dropped this off without knocking, which is a shame. I'd love to know if they also think this is just Zac Efron.
More like Baywatchtower, am I right?
April 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Usually I enjoy debating the Jehovah's Witnesses that come canvassing.
They dropped this off without knocking, which is a shame. I'd love to know if they also think this is just Zac Efron.
More like Baywatchtower, am I right?
They dropped this off without knocking, which is a shame. I'd love to know if they also think this is just Zac Efron.
More like Baywatchtower, am I right?
I will be taking questions at this time.
December 6, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I will be taking questions at this time.
Twitter's user-added contributions are getting really specific.
June 10, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Twitter's user-added contributions are getting really specific.
Every year, I make what I refer to as a contextual Christmas card.
I swear I came up with this before they released "Merry Kristmas Barbie".
Wishing you all the very best this holiday season, no matter your existential crises.
I swear I came up with this before they released "Merry Kristmas Barbie".
Wishing you all the very best this holiday season, no matter your existential crises.
December 24, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Every year, I make what I refer to as a contextual Christmas card.
I swear I came up with this before they released "Merry Kristmas Barbie".
Wishing you all the very best this holiday season, no matter your existential crises.
I swear I came up with this before they released "Merry Kristmas Barbie".
Wishing you all the very best this holiday season, no matter your existential crises.