Happy Birthday Dr Carolyn ♥️🎂🎉🥳 and congratulations on the book - as the self appointed ‘East Midlands research assistant’ mostly without portfolio, (🤔 definitely without portfolio) …..everyone please get a bodice ripping copy! 📖

Hope this won’t be a spoiler alert - I love this t-shirt I’m dropping it on my thing in that other other place …..🐦🙏🙏🙏🫡

I’m trying to think 🤔 of a clever war/book play on words for the ‘Sisqo - Thong Song’

Just looked at the lyrics - struggling! 🫣🙏😂✅👕

Hi DOD, about the mirror comment! Well I have the same trouser size as you, same build & am a bit castaway beardy… I took the comment as a personal slight! Sharing the insult brother! 🙏🙏🙏♥️

I’m immediately going to quenelle my ketchup!

I think I am in love with ‘Top comedian’ Justin Moorhouse! What an episode! & what a guy! I need more however, on how the poor spaniel was/is, how far out of the van?, did she need calming down, is she now all good?! 🫣🐶🐾🐕🦴

Or a wardrobe falling on you with its key in the door! 🚪 🔑🥴🤣

Pudding cat, disappointed in my parenting efforts! …. C+ for me be better if there was ‘more sliced ham! ‘🫣😂🤗😍

I’m producing a Churchie Sweary Bingo card …. With all the classics, B*******, S***, B*** E**, W***** etc, the first full house ✍️ gets a free copy of the book ….. said no one ever! 🙏🫣

The questions I have are….

1. Will there by historical stand up?
2. Can I get a signed copy ?
3. A selfie with the author?
4. Is there coffee …. & biscuits??

If it’s a yes to any 3 of these I’m in! 📘📚

I went to one of those upmarket swanky farm shops & was thrilled to be able to walk through the dairy section & say abit too loud ‘they’re not normal cheeses’ l am usually found in the diary bit of Lidl where I can of course say ‘the’re just normal cheeses’ Love you guys 🧀🧀🧀🙏♥️♥️