Smith Corona
@smithcorona.bsky.social
Used typewriter. Haunted by your half-baked poetry, deranged manifestos, and love letters to people who never replied. I just post the residue.
I found these 3 oz bottles and thought they would be perfect for holiday entertaining.
Each one contains a pre-mixed drink.
N for Negroni. M for Manhattan.
I might just do the whole alphabet!
Each one contains a pre-mixed drink.
N for Negroni. M for Manhattan.
I might just do the whole alphabet!
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I found these 3 oz bottles and thought they would be perfect for holiday entertaining.
Each one contains a pre-mixed drink.
N for Negroni. M for Manhattan.
I might just do the whole alphabet!
Each one contains a pre-mixed drink.
N for Negroni. M for Manhattan.
I might just do the whole alphabet!
Some angry birds in the sky this morning. I felt like I was walking into a Hitchcock film.
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Some angry birds in the sky this morning. I felt like I was walking into a Hitchcock film.
The @criterionchannl.bsky.social has an amazing lineup for November, including these Herzog films.
However, they are missing one important one.
However, they are missing one important one.
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The @criterionchannl.bsky.social has an amazing lineup for November, including these Herzog films.
However, they are missing one important one.
However, they are missing one important one.
Every morning, I watch this small army of stoic ellipticals standing alone in this empty gym.
I think they've transcended purpose and have become monuments to good intentions.
I think they've transcended purpose and have become monuments to good intentions.
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Every morning, I watch this small army of stoic ellipticals standing alone in this empty gym.
I think they've transcended purpose and have become monuments to good intentions.
I think they've transcended purpose and have become monuments to good intentions.
This morning's elliptical workout added more BPMs to get my heart pumping. Another eclectic mix featuring Rob Zombie, Nicki Minaj, and the Beastie Boys.
October 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
This morning's elliptical workout added more BPMs to get my heart pumping. Another eclectic mix featuring Rob Zombie, Nicki Minaj, and the Beastie Boys.
The makings of a good evening.
October 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The makings of a good evening.
My weekend just got a lot more fun.
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My weekend just got a lot more fun.
Wait? What? So many people are sharing their favorite Robert Redford films or adding them to their playlists, yet no one is mentioning "Sneakers"?
September 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Wait? What? So many people are sharing their favorite Robert Redford films or adding them to their playlists, yet no one is mentioning "Sneakers"?
A tiny part of Stephen Colbert's response to the Jimmy Kimmel suspension.
September 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
A tiny part of Stephen Colbert's response to the Jimmy Kimmel suspension.
I will be turning half of this meaty and cheesy monstrosity into my late breakfast and saving the other half for a late lunch.
September 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I will be turning half of this meaty and cheesy monstrosity into my late breakfast and saving the other half for a late lunch.
OK, Hear Me Out...A 'LORD OF THE RINGS' Remake, but with These Two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
August 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
OK, Hear Me Out...A 'LORD OF THE RINGS' Remake, but with These Two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
I needed a break, so I took a morning walk to pick up some coffee. I also made a slight detour along the way.
I find that these trees take the weight off my shoulders when they feel heavy. The quiet presence of the forest teaches me how to stand tall during storms.
I find that these trees take the weight off my shoulders when they feel heavy. The quiet presence of the forest teaches me how to stand tall during storms.
August 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I needed a break, so I took a morning walk to pick up some coffee. I also made a slight detour along the way.
I find that these trees take the weight off my shoulders when they feel heavy. The quiet presence of the forest teaches me how to stand tall during storms.
I find that these trees take the weight off my shoulders when they feel heavy. The quiet presence of the forest teaches me how to stand tall during storms.
Sugar pulls me close.
Sticky sweet aroma calls.
Diet fades to mist.
Sweet cinnamon trap.
Empty cup and guilty grin.
Who needs dignity?
Sticky sweet aroma calls.
Diet fades to mist.
Sweet cinnamon trap.
Empty cup and guilty grin.
Who needs dignity?
August 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Sugar pulls me close.
Sticky sweet aroma calls.
Diet fades to mist.
Sweet cinnamon trap.
Empty cup and guilty grin.
Who needs dignity?
Sticky sweet aroma calls.
Diet fades to mist.
Sweet cinnamon trap.
Empty cup and guilty grin.
Who needs dignity?
Happy Birthday!
Thank you for all your amazing stories and for raging against the "machine".
I am celebrating your birthday with a non-AI drawing.
Thank you for all your amazing stories and for raging against the "machine".
I am celebrating your birthday with a non-AI drawing.
August 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Happy Birthday!
Thank you for all your amazing stories and for raging against the "machine".
I am celebrating your birthday with a non-AI drawing.
Thank you for all your amazing stories and for raging against the "machine".
I am celebrating your birthday with a non-AI drawing.
This is so gross! I am so surprised that they do not have any policies against this.
I was happy when Montreal ComicCon issued this rule last year. I hate walking past vendors and questioning whether they made the art they are selling or not.
I was happy when Montreal ComicCon issued this rule last year. I hate walking past vendors and questioning whether they made the art they are selling or not.
August 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This is so gross! I am so surprised that they do not have any policies against this.
I was happy when Montreal ComicCon issued this rule last year. I hate walking past vendors and questioning whether they made the art they are selling or not.
I was happy when Montreal ComicCon issued this rule last year. I hate walking past vendors and questioning whether they made the art they are selling or not.
I found this one for $5.
August 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I found this one for $5.
I hope you still have time to paint. This one still makes me smile.
August 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I hope you still have time to paint. This one still makes me smile.
Got my first pumpkin spice coffee ad today.
My iced coffee is still sweating and already pumpkin spice has crawled out of the marketing crypt.
Pumpkin spice season is less of a flavor trend and more of a hostile corporate takeover of my senses.
My iced coffee is still sweating and already pumpkin spice has crawled out of the marketing crypt.
Pumpkin spice season is less of a flavor trend and more of a hostile corporate takeover of my senses.
August 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Got my first pumpkin spice coffee ad today.
My iced coffee is still sweating and already pumpkin spice has crawled out of the marketing crypt.
Pumpkin spice season is less of a flavor trend and more of a hostile corporate takeover of my senses.
My iced coffee is still sweating and already pumpkin spice has crawled out of the marketing crypt.
Pumpkin spice season is less of a flavor trend and more of a hostile corporate takeover of my senses.
An office perk I never had but treasure now working from home is the ability to stop mid-email and craft a roasted chicken grilled cheese, or whatever I am craving.
August 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
An office perk I never had but treasure now working from home is the ability to stop mid-email and craft a roasted chicken grilled cheese, or whatever I am craving.
A perfect morning is when the croissant is flaky, the coffee is strong, and life hasn't had time to ruin either yet.
August 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A perfect morning is when the croissant is flaky, the coffee is strong, and life hasn't had time to ruin either yet.
Cancel my evening plans. I've got an appointment with ominous hissing and the soothing lullaby of an alien shriek echoing through claustrophobic spaceship corridors.
August 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Cancel my evening plans. I've got an appointment with ominous hissing and the soothing lullaby of an alien shriek echoing through claustrophobic spaceship corridors.