Smileyfacepicnic
@smileyfacepicnic.bsky.social
Inheritor of the sword of Martin the Warrior. Assistant pig keeper. Poseidon's #1 hater. He/Him
He would turn the other cheek
October 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
He would turn the other cheek
"they'll be used by criminals and extremists !!!" Shut up bitch they'll be used by the state.
June 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"they'll be used by criminals and extremists !!!" Shut up bitch they'll be used by the state.
I haven't posted anything in a week lmao tf could I have said
June 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I haven't posted anything in a week lmao tf could I have said
How do you melt into a couch? Sexily?
May 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
How do you melt into a couch? Sexily?
Just learned a band I like is American and was like hmm. Thought they were British. Then realized that wasn't better.
May 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just learned a band I like is American and was like hmm. Thought they were British. Then realized that wasn't better.
Just found an important document
May 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just found an important document
Just ripped a fart in the shower that sounded like Donald Duck does anyone want to hire my ass to do VO work
May 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Just ripped a fart in the shower that sounded like Donald Duck does anyone want to hire my ass to do VO work
Adding a little pineapple to my stir fry. That's what happens when u got a dangerous braingerous
April 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Adding a little pineapple to my stir fry. That's what happens when u got a dangerous braingerous
Joining r/conspiracy so my braingerous can get dangerous
April 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Joining r/conspiracy so my braingerous can get dangerous
Do you think if Jesus ate a Cadbury mini egg he would realize all of his suffering had been worth it
April 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Do you think if Jesus ate a Cadbury mini egg he would realize all of his suffering had been worth it
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April 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Flirty emoji
Cat emoji flirty
Cat emoji flirtier than regular emoji
Cat emoji hot
Cat emoji hot reddit
Cat emoji big naturals
Cat emoji flirty
Cat emoji flirtier than regular emoji
Cat emoji hot
Cat emoji hot reddit
Cat emoji big naturals
*guy who's late to everything* ok where the fuck is Caesar?
April 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
*guy who's late to everything* ok where the fuck is Caesar?
It's wild how you can just fill a jar up with a bunch of crap and it looks good
April 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It's wild how you can just fill a jar up with a bunch of crap and it looks good
"hey you know that's illegal right?" Yeah dude. That's why I'm doing it respectfully. Under the cover of night.
April 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"hey you know that's illegal right?" Yeah dude. That's why I'm doing it respectfully. Under the cover of night.
Creating a new type of soap. It's called Nope Soap. You look at it and say Nope! I smell terrible.
April 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Creating a new type of soap. It's called Nope Soap. You look at it and say Nope! I smell terrible.
It's a good thing I'm too poor to own stocks otherwise I might be pretty bummed out rn
April 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It's a good thing I'm too poor to own stocks otherwise I might be pretty bummed out rn
And he never went poo again
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
April 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
And he never went poo again
*on a date with a beautiful woman* so you keep your thumb on the joystick but you curl your index finger down to the B button so you can hold run while still being able to look around.
April 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
*on a date with a beautiful woman* so you keep your thumb on the joystick but you curl your index finger down to the B button so you can hold run while still being able to look around.
Getting super into rutabaga because it's a dollar fifty a pound
March 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Getting super into rutabaga because it's a dollar fifty a pound
"I need food in me before I start using power tools" -literally the smartest man you've ever met
March 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"I need food in me before I start using power tools" -literally the smartest man you've ever met
Don't drink and pie. Pie-rive alive.
March 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Don't drink and pie. Pie-rive alive.
*seeing an Englishman for the first time* ............ crikey
March 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
*seeing an Englishman for the first time* ............ crikey
I forgot about gnomes for a minute there. Like here's the thing. Most of them are fine. But like, they can crawl *inside* the pussy. They can crawl inside.
March 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I forgot about gnomes for a minute there. Like here's the thing. Most of them are fine. But like, they can crawl *inside* the pussy. They can crawl inside.
"I pressed the button!!!" the battle cry of the berserker gamer
February 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"I pressed the button!!!" the battle cry of the berserker gamer