Swifties should get the rest of the day off work

Great day to be a swiftie

I was wearing crocs at a hardcore show when I found out we’re going to war

Something SOLID came out of the straw I had in my water cup this morning 😖 And it happened during a meeting??? I am not 🆗.

The church across the street from my house is currently playing Boo’d Up by Ella Mai at their Easter egg hunt.

Whoever just got off the waitlist for Pilates tomorrow morning……you’re welcome

All I’ve been doing lately is watching Below Deck, thinking about watching Below Deck, or talking about watching Below Deck.

Spoke too soon…..lids were flakey and itchy this morning 😭😭😭😭😭

This kind of worked - the eyelid eczema is going away but I’m still painfully aware of how terrible things are. At least my eyes aren’t itchy now?

Focusing on remedies to alleviate the pain of my eyelid eczema to distract from The Horrors

Might be late to Pilates because I have to BOIL WATER so I can wash my face later

I’ve flossed ever night of 2025 so far so you could say this year is going great for me

My dog is cuddling with me on the couch and just straight ripping ass while he sleeps :/

The Olympics but it’s just kids going “look what I can do!” and they’re awarded medals by how cool the trick is

Just ordered a salad to go and asked for it to be split into two separate boxes because:
1) I am insane
2) my house is an active construction zone rn and, unforch, using the kitchen in any capacity is a deeply unpleasant experience at this time