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Swifties should get the rest of the day off work
August 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Great day to be a swiftie
August 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I was wearing crocs at a hardcore show when I found out we’re going to war
June 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Something SOLID came out of the straw I had in my water cup this morning 😖 And it happened during a meeting??? I am not 🆗.
June 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The church across the street from my house is currently playing Boo’d Up by Ella Mai at their Easter egg hunt.
April 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Whoever just got off the waitlist for Pilates tomorrow morning……you’re welcome
March 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
All I’ve been doing lately is watching Below Deck, thinking about watching Below Deck, or talking about watching Below Deck.
March 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Spoke too soon…..lids were flakey and itchy this morning 😭😭😭😭😭
This kind of worked - the eyelid eczema is going away but I’m still painfully aware of how terrible things are. At least my eyes aren’t itchy now?
Focusing on remedies to alleviate the pain of my eyelid eczema to distract from The Horrors
March 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This kind of worked - the eyelid eczema is going away but I’m still painfully aware of how terrible things are. At least my eyes aren’t itchy now?
Focusing on remedies to alleviate the pain of my eyelid eczema to distract from The Horrors
February 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Focusing on remedies to alleviate the pain of my eyelid eczema to distract from The Horrors
January 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Might be late to Pilates because I have to BOIL WATER so I can wash my face later
January 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’ve flossed ever night of 2025 so far so you could say this year is going great for me
January 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My dog is cuddling with me on the couch and just straight ripping ass while he sleeps :/
December 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
The Olympics but it’s just kids going “look what I can do!” and they’re awarded medals by how cool the trick is
August 2, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Just ordered a salad to go and asked for it to be split into two separate boxes because:
1) I am insane
2) my house is an active construction zone rn and, unforch, using the kitchen in any capacity is a deeply unpleasant experience at this time
July 28, 2024 at 6:01 PM