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🎧 Techno ❤️ House ❤️ Powershell 🎧
I've been automating my job with powershell very visibly for 8 years now and my boss still acts like I just pulled a toy out the fisher price bin.
October 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Who made jira i just wanna talk to them
October 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I don't want to be normal
September 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I am starting to see a lot of underutilized opportunity with powershell and agentic coding.

Big things are coming.
August 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Email addresses are very simple, and you will score highly in this quiz.

e-mail.wtf
Email is Easy
Everyone knows what an email address is, right?
e-mail.wtf
August 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"As a standard practice, some stores may undergo regular maintenance to ensure we can provide the same high-quality and high-value shopping experience that customers have come to know and expect"

Someone went to school for this.
August 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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We've released version v4.5.5 and v5.6.1 of PowerShell Universal to address a CVE that was reported by one of our users. Please upgrade or follow the work around to mitigate this risk. docs.powershelluniversal.com/changelogs/c...
CVEs | PowerShell Universal
CVEs for PowerShell Universal.
docs.powershelluniversal.com
July 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Me when I see someone I know on a new #PSConfEU recording.

This is my Met Gala haha.

#powershell
July 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
ChatGPT has made mostly obsolete my need to create reusable code for many Admin task.

I can basically just wing exactly what I need when I need it. I don't need to prep for the future.
April 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Who knew that autistic hyperfixations would save us all.
March 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Uh
November 1, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Forcing myself to play Alpha 2 because I paid for it 8 years ago 😭 @ashesofcreation.bsky.social
October 25, 2024 at 10:05 PM
And the unforeseen consequence of people coming over to bluesky is now I have to deal with people I had blocked in mass again.

It is seriously amazing to me how big of a correlation there is between people with huge audiences and just the absolute dredges of humanity that follow them.
October 24, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Dancing.
September 21, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #99,344!😏
September 21, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Everything is random some things are simply more random than others.
July 4, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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Danny Stutz and I made a thing: introducing AutoCategorizerPS, a set of scripts to perform zero-shot ( #AI and #ML) classification of text data using #PowerShell (github.com/franklesniak...).
GitHub - franklesniak/AutoCategorizerPS: A series of scripts that perform zero-shot (untrained) data classification using AI.
A series of scripts that perform zero-shot (untrained) data classification using AI. - franklesniak/AutoCategorizerPS
github.com
April 14, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Ready to jump ship to iOS again Google has no idea what the fuck they're doing anymore.
June 13, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Does Uber and Lyft offer mechanical services to it's drivers?

Or are they avoiding doing so, so that they can reduce responsibility for any issues.
March 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I'm begging you to stop posting about Elon Musk's tweets and getting upset about it.

Move the fuck on
February 29, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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personally I just think we’re playing with forces we don’t completely comprehend
July 12, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Custom domain added finally
July 12, 2023 at 2:58 PM