"MY FAT BUTT? YOU REALLY LIKE MY FAT WOBBLY BUTT? WOW! GOSH! USUALLY THIS BIG STUPID POSTERIER GETS ME IN ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE! WHY JUST THE OTHER DAY I SIMPLY TRIED TO PUT ON SOME PANTS? RIPPED RIGHT AT THE BUTT! I CANT TRUST THIS BOOTY FOR ANYTHING I SWEAR!!! SO ARE YOU SURE???" -Taruco-chan :)

All you need is for them to have big iron spikes sticking out on the edges and for them to be supplied with a big warhammer and you've got a good evening on the town

Fur lined barbarian bras.. bra-barians

lemme take a closer look at all that

Sometimes you're the feeder, sometimes you're the food.