Smeve
smeve.bsky.social
Smeve
@smeve.bsky.social
commonly referred to as hotdog
do yall think they explore each others bodies during the conclave?
May 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
forgot i had this app
May 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
no don on the padres broadcast, what has the world come to
April 2, 2024 at 1:32 AM
i have decided to become a toxic baseball poster on this platform
April 2, 2024 at 1:25 AM
guys please remember before you have sex for the first time you have to unwrap your balls
November 14, 2023 at 3:44 AM
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am i allowed to call elon musk a pedophile here. is that legal
October 8, 2023 at 4:31 PM
yeah i’m into couples costumes, me and a cold beer
October 2, 2023 at 11:45 PM
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shout out to hotdogs
September 22, 2023 at 1:10 AM
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"ai is making it so everyone can make art"
everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity
September 22, 2023 at 2:10 AM
for whom my balls swole
September 13, 2023 at 1:47 PM
doctor please, you have to save my son, who else will dry my tomatoes
September 13, 2023 at 3:39 AM
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September 10, 2023 at 3:47 AM
if they can trademark taco tuesday i can trademark smeve saturday
September 6, 2023 at 1:27 AM
posting this at 3pm on a thursday
August 28, 2023 at 3:47 PM
bluesky i hardly know her
August 28, 2023 at 1:18 PM
going to have a beer tn if that’s okay with everyone
August 28, 2023 at 1:11 PM
going outside really isn’t that fun once you remember that everything cool in nature you see is owned by someone
August 27, 2023 at 3:39 PM
crazy how the trump mugshot has generated a stimulus to the economy from centrists buying merch
August 26, 2023 at 9:41 PM
what is joe biden going to do about me not being able to chill as often as i want
August 25, 2023 at 9:53 PM
we should replace credit scores with swag scores
August 25, 2023 at 2:23 PM
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there's no way anyone has posted the mugshot here yet, right?
August 25, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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August 25, 2023 at 2:38 AM