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Chrys smetzler
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Just a simple guy dealing with the same stuff on a different day.
Sorry chief been ordered to stun you.
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December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
STOP DOING TWIRLS NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
And yes I have worked near a grease trap at my job.
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
He's to busy dreaming about his boss.
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December 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Why is God's name are you only wearing a hair net apron and crocs!!!????? Did you lose a bet to garak and dr bashir?
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
That thin greasy skinned mother fucker always has to make a death of a well known person about him look what he said when both Colin Powell and John McCain passed away.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Jesus h christ this motherfucker would have sold out his own people to the nazi's if he was sent back to Europe in the 1930's.
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
How to piss off the hispanic minority by having America's version of the Hitler youth in Texas schools.
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The more I read this the more I think he is sponging off of African and middle east dictators who would do the same thing.
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Isn't that how rfk jr got his law degree a goddammit cracker jack box?
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Isn't Ronaldo the one player who like to bite other players or was he the one who would go overboard when tripped and faking a serious leg injury?
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
He can't help punching himself in the face and having a blue wave hit during the mid-terms and have his ass 86.
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Remember when that one cunt called a small black child with autism the N word and she doubled down and said that's what he is and not apologizing and then had to move because people found where she lived and set up a moving fundraiser and pretty much every racist in america donated to her.
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The mid terms are going to murder her.
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
SHUT UP SMITTERS
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If there was a contest for biggest cunt bag she would win first place behind Marjorie Taylor Greene, laura loomer, Nancy mace, Kristie "I shoot dogs" noome and Lauren boebert.
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So this is the new north Korea.
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The mango mussolini just gave the gop another nail in its coffin when the mid-terms come.
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This orange mother fucker is going to brag at every press event and mock reporters by saying "see this i won this what have you won nothing cus your a fake news loser".
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Be funny if she was detained by ICE and deported over "misplaced paper work".
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM