"a humanoid skeletal monster becomes a teacher?" yea and she's very deadpan about it.

Tohru - he got stuck in the corner and he's so angry-upset that he sheds tears cause he cant get out.
Yumemi - going so fast that no one bothers to try bumping into her. if they do it's mostly on accident (or rarely for a challenge)

Ao - they lost him before encountering the bumper cars. he saw cat-shaped ice cream
Konkon - he can make his bumper car jump so the group tends to have him sit out
Iroha - sitting out while recording everything for the fun of it

Ruara - this is her stress relief. she is going to try her damnedest to get everyone.
ICHIGO/Karin (dw about it) - on the sidelines cheering Ruara on because ICHIGO is Normal. as Karin she is sitting out because she doesn't want any of that to add to her stress levels

Irochi and Hoshimu - Irochi is trying to drive calmly and safely for Hoshimu's sake, it isn't going well.
Marin and Myuuru - Myuuru is sleeping somehow (dangerous) and Marin is not bumping anyone but is artfully dodging everyone

Ourin - makes color commentary on the happenings around him despite being a part of it all
Meruto - no one invited him he just wanted to feel included (2nd bumper victim but on purpose)

Utsuki - specifically trying to make Ayato as mad as possibly
Nua - either sitting out or sitting with Utsuki so he isn't responsible for angering anyone, escpecially Ayato

Purin - depending on if she managed to convince one of her family members or best buddies to sit with her she will be in such a state of joy that she wont care about the chaos around her or too sad to even move her car

Uzume - utterly and silently calm as she angers her sister into gamer rage
Ayato - probably has the most western flavored road rage here despite not being from the west

Kaguya - if she gets mad during pvp games then she is livid in a bumper car. she is at the silent fury stage.
Yuusei - somehow the most normal one here despite being the loudest

Naoko and Saikou - sitting out because one has a weak stomach (Naoko) and the other does not want to be in the hellzone (Saikou)
Shiki - similar to Kuu but he never bumps anyone that isn't The Unfortunate (Kamui)

Mofu & Kuu - both of them try to play it cool in the beginning but lose their minds gradually, but in different flavors. Mofu is joyous about bumprr cars at first but then slowly enters a incoherent rambling fury. Kuu is whatever about but then will fling swears when he's feeling the fury

Kamui - number 1 victim of being bumped into. theyre trying to mind their own business but everyone is unhinged and they're in the crossfire.
Kyo - the one who instigates the rage in others and barely gets touched. artfully dodges Kamui miraculously

a college where the new stuco prez made the council a host club, and a fourth one where they uh. deeply study what the hell a magic is. theres more in some AUs but thats for another day ^^

oh uhh i'll talk about the other islands later (i only have two but i might come up with more someday) just know there's one called Merveille and another called Monste

(and a slight mistake i have made is repeatedly calling it Shiennohoseki when the correct way is Shinennohoseki and only realizing my mistake well after i have said the wrong version MULTIPLE TIMES.. whoops)

"why though" because i Can.

for example: Kamui and Mofu? Yuri. Kamui and Shiki? yaoi. very flexable at being both yaoi and yuri.