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sam
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im the illegal alien doing transgender operations
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they/he 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿/🇮🇹 I write sometimes
April 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Tesla is gonna have to bury all the unsold Cybertrucks in a landfill like they’re Atari or something
April 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
pfp commissioned by @y4k4mi.bsky.social for £5!!! it's amazing I love it bro <33
April 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
if Conclave was set in the cars universe, would Cardinal Benitez have been a hybrid car?
March 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
haven't shit since last year 😔
January 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
while hannibal is in prison, three christmases pass. a phone call occurs on each of them

archiveofourown.org/works/61582966
December 23, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I got 2 A's and 2 B's in my prelims!! chat, we're winning
December 20, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I PASSED MY MUSIC PLAYING EXAM ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
December 16, 2024 at 11:13 AM
got this ad for paypal on youtube just now. this is grammatically incorrect, right???
December 15, 2024 at 10:29 PM
December 14, 2024 at 8:13 PM
the duality of man
December 14, 2024 at 6:23 PM
one of the guys I work with gave me a chocolate orange today for Christmas and tell me why I almost cried
December 14, 2024 at 6:19 PM
“You chose me,” Hannibal murmured. Will was taken aback. Of course he had chosen Hannibal. Was there ever another option?

“I’ll always choose you.”

archiveofourown.org/works/61282303
has anyone written an au fic where walter/molly get debilitatingly injured or even killed by dolarhyde… i think will’s reaction, or rather lack of one, would be REALLY interesting
December 13, 2024 at 8:14 PM
oh y'all should be SCARED i am SO BACK (I wrote 300 words in half an hour kindaaaa slaying ngl)
December 12, 2024 at 9:33 PM
he was a tweet
she was a skeet
can I make it anymore obvious?
December 12, 2024 at 1:20 PM
December 12, 2024 at 8:29 AM
just call me a lesbian and move on
December 11, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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Nobody talk to me till I finish my yearly rewatch of all the doctor who Christmas specials
December 11, 2024 at 3:56 AM
why do I feel like such a freak for liking asmr? sorry when someone whispers the word coconut into my ear it makes me feel sleepy??
December 10, 2024 at 9:11 PM
December 10, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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*chappell roan voice* 🎶murder in manhattan🎶
December 10, 2024 at 8:52 AM
my UCAS application is finally done!! I'm too scared to send it off just yet but it's such a weight off my shoulders
December 10, 2024 at 11:50 AM
you're laughing? samantha shannon is releasing a new book, and I haven't even finished priory of the orange tree yet, and you're LAUGHING?!
December 10, 2024 at 9:11 AM
chat, what's more important: studying for my exam on wednesday, or writing fanfic?
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
i know I'm cooked in an exam when I'm counting up the marks I'm sure I got and I'm not even passing, even when I'm being optimistic
December 9, 2024 at 10:30 AM