StinkyBlahaj
smellyblahaj.bsky.social
StinkyBlahaj
@smellyblahaj.bsky.social
Class: Bard
Race: Blue Shark
Skills: Speech, Sneak, Crafting
Sign: Asparagus
Turn to page 43 to find the consequences of your actions
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
lol why did Jimmy Wales of Wikipedia have such a shitty crash out?
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
shark noises intensifies
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
One of these days I’m gonna get banned from Reddit and I’m gonna say

YES! IM FREE!
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I get the urgent desire to run over cones in traffic.
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I bought a ps5 to play cookie clicker
September 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Can a shark get a bite to eat?
September 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Something something thoughts and prayers.
September 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
No woman no cry 🤠👍
August 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Well fuck me. Might as well call in sick today.
August 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Scratched my balls in bed. Fitbit told me I walked 5,000 steps today.

#foryourhealth #themoreyouknow
August 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Your blahaj demands more love.
August 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Support your library!

#ALA #libraries #anaheim
August 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s important to practice good hygiene. At least if you wanna run with my team.
July 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I could really punch someone in the dick for some 3D Doritos.
July 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ah okay I was wrong again nobody from work is a friend
July 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I really really really cannot express enough my displeasure with cotton balls.
July 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I am not an American. I am a Californian.
June 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
No one at work is a friend

Everyone is an enemy

Doesn’t matter if they betray your boundaries. You can’t cross their boundaries you didn’t know existed
May 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have sibling shark named smelly now
May 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
don’t follow me follow yourself be free
May 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Biden talking about how breathtaking fascism crept in. 😒
April 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just be careful with books, I knew someone who liked to read. It destroyed her entire life. Now she has a PhD.
March 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Gonna tell my grandkids on my deathbed i shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
March 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This man wants to sell me hair products.
March 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM