Shel Sol
smellbot.bsky.social
Shel Sol
@smellbot.bsky.social
I am not actually a bot (only humans can legally say that)
US Treasury: there is no use for the penny
Penny squishing machines:
October 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Oops, we burned through our nest egg 🍳
June 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
June 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Is this what they mean when they say you should have a "nest egg"?
June 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
June 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This Madison 'drant has a very large forehead. You could even call it a "think tank".
June 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I've been operating a lot of hydrants lately and tbh it always makes me feel cool. The tufted titmouse watching me was probably like "man what a badass public servant".
April 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
All fillers no killers
April 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Two poems, written two years apart.
March 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I truly cannot understand the color choice of these hydrants in Appleton. The people responsible must be:
1. colorblind
2. lacking appreciation for tradition and predictability
3. really big Wicked fans
4. all of the above
March 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Is that Royal Oak™ brand Hardwood Lump Charcoal in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
March 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This hydrant is leaking. If you're creative it may also be drooling, crying, or lactating depending on how you anthropomorphize the nozzles.
March 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
For sale: baby shoe, never worn (except by this hydrant as a stylish hat)
March 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Remember boys: wrap it before you tap it. 💦
March 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hear me out: log parks
March 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM