Shel Sol
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US Treasury: there is no use for the penny
Penny squishing machines:
Penny squishing machines:
October 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
US Treasury: there is no use for the penny
Penny squishing machines:
Penny squishing machines:
Oops, we burned through our nest egg 🍳
June 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Oops, we burned through our nest egg 🍳
Is this what they mean when they say you should have a "nest egg"?
June 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Is this what they mean when they say you should have a "nest egg"?
This Madison 'drant has a very large forehead. You could even call it a "think tank".
June 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This Madison 'drant has a very large forehead. You could even call it a "think tank".
I've been operating a lot of hydrants lately and tbh it always makes me feel cool. The tufted titmouse watching me was probably like "man what a badass public servant".
April 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I've been operating a lot of hydrants lately and tbh it always makes me feel cool. The tufted titmouse watching me was probably like "man what a badass public servant".
All fillers no killers
April 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
All fillers no killers
Two poems, written two years apart.
March 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Two poems, written two years apart.
I truly cannot understand the color choice of these hydrants in Appleton. The people responsible must be:
1. colorblind
2. lacking appreciation for tradition and predictability
3. really big Wicked fans
4. all of the above
1. colorblind
2. lacking appreciation for tradition and predictability
3. really big Wicked fans
4. all of the above
March 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I truly cannot understand the color choice of these hydrants in Appleton. The people responsible must be:
1. colorblind
2. lacking appreciation for tradition and predictability
3. really big Wicked fans
4. all of the above
1. colorblind
2. lacking appreciation for tradition and predictability
3. really big Wicked fans
4. all of the above
Is that Royal Oak™ brand Hardwood Lump Charcoal in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
March 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Is that Royal Oak™ brand Hardwood Lump Charcoal in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
This hydrant is leaking. If you're creative it may also be drooling, crying, or lactating depending on how you anthropomorphize the nozzles.
March 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This hydrant is leaking. If you're creative it may also be drooling, crying, or lactating depending on how you anthropomorphize the nozzles.
For sale: baby shoe, never worn (except by this hydrant as a stylish hat)
March 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
For sale: baby shoe, never worn (except by this hydrant as a stylish hat)
Remember boys: wrap it before you tap it. 💦
March 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Remember boys: wrap it before you tap it. 💦
Hear me out: log parks
March 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hear me out: log parks