pee is stored in the breasts
*loud applause that turns into a standing ovation*
*loud applause that turns into a standing ovation*
December 5, 2024 at 2:11 AM
pee is stored in the breasts
*loud applause that turns into a standing ovation*
*loud applause that turns into a standing ovation*
how do i politely ask my room mate to stop slamming her concrete feet around the house. like i deadass saw ceiling dust fall from her slamming around upstairs
December 4, 2024 at 9:32 PM
how do i politely ask my room mate to stop slamming her concrete feet around the house. like i deadass saw ceiling dust fall from her slamming around upstairs
i’m craving violence can someone fake fight with me
November 29, 2024 at 12:51 AM
i’m craving violence can someone fake fight with me
where r the meme accounts on here
November 28, 2024 at 12:38 PM
where r the meme accounts on here
it’s very frustrating for me that the idea of why i’m so limited in my career not bc i lack the talent or skills, but it’s simply bc i am a woman. 🙃 i could be more qualified and creative, but time and time again, the role will always go to a man.
November 20, 2024 at 6:59 PM
it’s very frustrating for me that the idea of why i’m so limited in my career not bc i lack the talent or skills, but it’s simply bc i am a woman. 🙃 i could be more qualified and creative, but time and time again, the role will always go to a man.
almost gassed myself out with bleach while cleaning my tub
i may have lost a couple brain cells but i get to have 🤗baf🤗 later
i may have lost a couple brain cells but i get to have 🤗baf🤗 later
November 17, 2024 at 7:30 PM
almost gassed myself out with bleach while cleaning my tub
i may have lost a couple brain cells but i get to have 🤗baf🤗 later
i may have lost a couple brain cells but i get to have 🤗baf🤗 later
the most impenetrable force known to man is any plastic-sealed packaging from trader joes
November 17, 2024 at 4:40 AM
the most impenetrable force known to man is any plastic-sealed packaging from trader joes
you ever get so high you have to start translating english
November 17, 2024 at 4:37 AM
you ever get so high you have to start translating english
so down bad that i start sending him pokes on facebook
November 17, 2024 at 4:36 AM
so down bad that i start sending him pokes on facebook
*takes a shot of margarita mix*
November 17, 2024 at 4:32 AM
*takes a shot of margarita mix*
he poopen on my schnitzel til i guggen
November 17, 2024 at 4:31 AM
he poopen on my schnitzel til i guggen
i honestly believe being a creative is one of the more difficult careers (i struggle doing basic math)
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
i honestly believe being a creative is one of the more difficult careers (i struggle doing basic math)
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning lead paint chips
November 17, 2024 at 4:26 AM
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning lead paint chips
i forgot how it feels to chew 5 gum :(
November 17, 2024 at 4:23 AM
i forgot how it feels to chew 5 gum :(
(me on a first date) do u want to see the giant bruise on my foot
November 17, 2024 at 4:22 AM
(me on a first date) do u want to see the giant bruise on my foot
u guys only like me when my titties r out and about 🫵🏻
November 17, 2024 at 4:18 AM
u guys only like me when my titties r out and about 🫵🏻
does anyone wanna hang out? my curse has been lifted
November 17, 2024 at 4:18 AM
does anyone wanna hang out? my curse has been lifted
gunna sign up for the ymca so i can play dead in the pool for 20 mins and call it a work out
November 17, 2024 at 4:18 AM
gunna sign up for the ymca so i can play dead in the pool for 20 mins and call it a work out
twirling my wizard hat pondering my orb 💕
November 17, 2024 at 4:14 AM
twirling my wizard hat pondering my orb 💕
adderall XR as a treat
November 17, 2024 at 4:14 AM
adderall XR as a treat
m: i want a nose job so ba—
j: how bout you get a real job first?
j: how bout you get a real job first?
November 17, 2024 at 4:12 AM
m: i want a nose job so ba—
j: how bout you get a real job first?
j: how bout you get a real job first?
wasn’t gunna drink tn but i miss trix yogurt like a mf
November 17, 2024 at 4:05 AM
wasn’t gunna drink tn but i miss trix yogurt like a mf
gunna post all my favorite tweets here sorry for the inconvenience
November 17, 2024 at 4:05 AM
gunna post all my favorite tweets here sorry for the inconvenience