Scrotal Eclipse of the Fart
@smeggy-eggs.bsky.social
He/him. Art enthusiast, horror fan, RPG addict.
Humongongous bazingizoingos
January 31, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Humongongous bazingizoingos
I remember that when I was a kid my mom had a bunch of Harlequin Romance Novels in her personal library, all of them had Fabio on the cover but in different costumes and settings. I came up with this fantasy that he was some kind of immortal champion, who lived through countless ages.
January 23, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I remember that when I was a kid my mom had a bunch of Harlequin Romance Novels in her personal library, all of them had Fabio on the cover but in different costumes and settings. I came up with this fantasy that he was some kind of immortal champion, who lived through countless ages.
Just a baby one.
January 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Just a baby one.
He's got a lot of range.
a yellow m & m 's mascot with brown hair
Alt: The yellow m&m, voiced by J.K. Simmons.
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:49 PM
He's got a lot of range.
She ain't got time to bleed.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
She ain't got time to bleed.
He has diabolical brows, very good "evil schemer person" design eyebrows.
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
He has diabolical brows, very good "evil schemer person" design eyebrows.
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November 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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