Smees
@smees.bsky.social
My pronouns are: Trump is in the Epstein files
Best start-of-day-laugh I've had in ages! Thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Best start-of-day-laugh I've had in ages! Thank you!
What about your promise to release the Epstein Files?
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What about your promise to release the Epstein Files?
Thanks, Captain Bone Spurs.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Thanks, Captain Bone Spurs.
BE WARNED - If you were a pal of Jeffy Epstein, WE ARE HOUNDING YOU!
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
BE WARNED - If you were a pal of Jeffy Epstein, WE ARE HOUNDING YOU!
Sure, whatever.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program:
Now back to our regularly scheduled program:
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sure, whatever.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program:
Now back to our regularly scheduled program:
Wake grandpa up and tell him to get back to work!!
And also, release those Epstein files.
And also, release those Epstein files.
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Wake grandpa up and tell him to get back to work!!
And also, release those Epstein files.
And also, release those Epstein files.
Wake up grandpa and have him get back to work!
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Wake up grandpa and have him get back to work!
Any examples or proof of that, or are you just blowing smoke out your ass?
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Any examples or proof of that, or are you just blowing smoke out your ass?
It says "6 months in a row of ZERO illegal border crossings."
Not all illegal border crossings result in apprehensions. Of those that do, of course they're not released. That would be like robbing a store, getting caught, and the cops saying "you can just keep what you stole".
Not all illegal border crossings result in apprehensions. Of those that do, of course they're not released. That would be like robbing a store, getting caught, and the cops saying "you can just keep what you stole".
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It says "6 months in a row of ZERO illegal border crossings."
Not all illegal border crossings result in apprehensions. Of those that do, of course they're not released. That would be like robbing a store, getting caught, and the cops saying "you can just keep what you stole".
Not all illegal border crossings result in apprehensions. Of those that do, of course they're not released. That would be like robbing a store, getting caught, and the cops saying "you can just keep what you stole".
That's real leadership. Get on social media and try to convince everyone it's the other guy's fault. We saw how well that worked last Tuesday!
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
That's real leadership. Get on social media and try to convince everyone it's the other guy's fault. We saw how well that worked last Tuesday!
In the meme. The statement by the WH says 0 illegal border crossings, which is a different statement. And a lie.
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
In the meme. The statement by the WH says 0 illegal border crossings, which is a different statement. And a lie.
WH claims "zero illegal border crossings". Just read what they wrote, dipshit. If you can.
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
WH claims "zero illegal border crossings". Just read what they wrote, dipshit. If you can.
Looking at your profile, you seem obsessed with the word 'cuck'. Did you just learn it?
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Looking at your profile, you seem obsessed with the word 'cuck'. Did you just learn it?
From US Customs and Border Protection:
Total number illegal border crossings for the last six months (May 2025 through October 2025) is 69,837.
I think the White House is telling a little fib again!
Total number illegal border crossings for the last six months (May 2025 through October 2025) is 69,837.
I think the White House is telling a little fib again!
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
From US Customs and Border Protection:
Total number illegal border crossings for the last six months (May 2025 through October 2025) is 69,837.
I think the White House is telling a little fib again!
Total number illegal border crossings for the last six months (May 2025 through October 2025) is 69,837.
I think the White House is telling a little fib again!
Gotta do something to drown your sorrow, lol!
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Gotta do something to drown your sorrow, lol!
You guys are trying SO HARD to keep your chin up after getting smacked so thoroughly by the voters. I almost feel a little sorry for you!
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You guys are trying SO HARD to keep your chin up after getting smacked so thoroughly by the voters. I almost feel a little sorry for you!
When you're suffering a big defeat, it's natural to reflect back on the glory days.
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When you're suffering a big defeat, it's natural to reflect back on the glory days.
No disparagement of Akansonians intended. Disparagement of SHS fully intended, however.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
No disparagement of Akansonians intended. Disparagement of SHS fully intended, however.