Also he sucks at golf and I wish more headlines would point this out.

Also looks like Trump is poised to win another golf championship at his own club.

Anyway, for millions of Americans nothing at all of consequence happened today.

That’s it, I’m canceling your security clearance.

You know Kid Rock is waiting by the phone right now.

Knightriders

In the Super Bowl, Kansas City wins, which is an outcome that nobody who isn’t currently playing for the Chiefs wants. Even Taylor Swift is like “enough already”.

And that’s how sports works in the worst timeline.

…but Bills fans have tons of practice with that. It’s far worse to lose to KC, especially this lukewarm oatmeal version of Kansas City that we got this year.

Philly beats Washington. Washington hasn’t been to the Super Bowl in ages so it would be much worse for them to fall one game short.

If you want it bad enough.

Trump will just order the National Weather Service to turn the temp up.

lol, “us”. JD definitely has a misunderstanding about what his role is going to be.