Kurt Smeaton
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Kurt Smeaton
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From my fingers to your eyes, it’s words!
I took it to mean that Trump denying allegations of engaging in sex with minors was like a dog denying that it barks.
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You have to say this one out. In Elmer Fudd’s voice.
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Excellent thread, Josh! Someone once told me that in every shot where Diesel jumps over the camera, they would have to digitally remove his penis in post. Hours of someone’s life has gone into this task.
September 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We have executed 11 pounds of fentanyl, your highness. May we please sell you the things you need?
February 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I don’t love JT, but he found a way without soldiers. Don’t love how quickly PP was willing to send our soldiers to the border to harass our own citizens.
February 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“I bid him adieu, and called out Merry Christmas
But ere leaving, St. Nick had one more bit of business…”
December 11, 2024 at 1:00 AM
“The ox and lamb kept time.” Boy, that’s what the drum is supposed to do!
December 11, 2024 at 12:09 AM