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Good evening, USA!
A screenshot of the Smith House from American Dad, with the attic light on, cropped to resemble the famous American Football album cover... kind of... if you squint... I GUESS. Further driving the point home, some text is superimposed, stylized as "americ andad!"
August 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Here is a slightly better one, because graphic design and cinema are my twin passions.
a screenshot or promotional image (who knows) from the 2025 Ear of the Worlds movie, with my "The Zoom" logo on top.
August 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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It takes a lot for me to DNF a movie, but, like most Zoom meetings, this one should have been an email.
The words "THE ZOOM" in Revue typeface (the same one as used in 2003's The Room). In the background is imagery from the 2025 War of the Worlds movie. Altogether we have a joke comparing the new film to Tommy Wiseau's "so bad it's good" classic.
July 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Doing it right
A sleeping orange cat. He is so relaxed because he doesn't have a Doom Rectangle to check every five minutes for his hit of existential despair. Maybe bluesky is not for me.
June 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Important:
A baby Canada Gooses sitting on the grass. I desperately need a new phone and/or camera, but I'm not doing anything until the "AI" trend goes back to the depths of hell, whence it came.
May 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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what if backrooms but with colors
a doorway in a room with light purple walls, opening to a hallway that appears to be tinted green (but it's not)
May 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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HANK HILL: ACROSS THE PROPANEVERSE

In which I discuss my theory that every episode of King of the Hill takes place in its own separate timeline. There are, of course, certain canon events...
A cropped screenshot* from King of the Hill, season 2, episode 14, "I Remember Mono". Featured is a young Hank Hill talking on the phone (to Peggy) while reclining in his bed. I am including this picture because of young Hank's resemblance to a young David Lynch. *It's actually a cellphone photo of the TV, but that's not important.
May 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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The average American has three friends
A screenshot from No Man's Sky (a home video game) depicting three floating figures in a large mystical room.
May 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Chug a lug, Mariner! It is because of this movie that Smeat exists! (The movie is Waterworld, btw.)
A TV in front of a window in a living room in our house, in the middle of our street... On the TV is a scene from Waterworld, where the main character (played by Kevin Costner) drinks a glass of water that was recently distilled from his own urine (pee). Later, there will be many scenes that feature a certain fake potted meat product.
April 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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He looked at me
A handsome orange cat sitting on a couch. His expression is open to interpretation.
April 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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If Soundwave came out in the 70s, he'd deploy 8-track tapes
A diptych: on top, an orange cat curled up in a very rectangular "ball"; on the bottom, a picture of the Transformers toy Ravage, a microcassette that turns into a robot cat. One is invited to compare the two, with an eye toward the humorous. Also of note: the cat has a nickname of "Square".
April 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Happy 311 Day to those who celebrate
Excerpt from a 2005 news article about brawling rockstars. The excerpted text reads as follows: But Stapp later came into the Harbor Court Hotel bar while Sexton and bandmates SA Martinez and P-Nut were watching basketball on television. He stepped in front of the screen and said, "311, I am ready to fight," according to Sexton.
March 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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These USSA flag colors really pop!
United States flag, with Russia's official red and blue values (hex). R: #D62718 W: #FFFFFF B: #0036A7 United States flag, with official red and blue values (hex). R: #B22234 W: #FFFFFF B: #3C3B6E
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Tucked in
Close-up of a tuxedo cat tucked into a blanket, with only his eepy eepy little face visible.
March 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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This is one of the central themes of Twin Peaks: The Return.
A captioned screenshot from Twin Peaks: the Return. Rodney Mitchum (left) says to his brother (right), "People are under a lot of stress, Bradley." This is a reaction to what they have just witnessed, which shall not be described here, because... spoilers!
February 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Diane, 11:30AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Smeats.
Two cans of Smeat (a prop) surrounded by log pillows, in honor of Twin Peaks Day.
February 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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A meme image from Game of Thrones, featuring Arya Stark and Sandor "The Hound" Clegane, on horseback. Pixelated sunglasses are pasted over their eyes, and the phrase "FUCK THE KING" is layered on top in purple.
February 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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To be cat furniture is the highest calling
Two cats, an orange and a torbie. The orange cat is curled up on a human lap, which is covered by an orange blanket. His (the cat's) white chin is visible, with the hint of a "smile". The torbie is stretched out beside the blanket-covered human leg, with her cute little stubby legs in front of her.
February 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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The fucks are at it again!
An screencap of "Dr. Amp" (aka Dr. Lawrence Jacoby) from Twin Peaks: The Return.
February 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Afghan Whigs, Gentlemen
Two cats: a brown torbie in front, and a black and white tuxedo in back. They are sitting in a way that is reminiscent of the cover of the Afghan Whigs' 1993 album, Gentlemen—which itself was inspired by Nan Goldin's 1983 photograph, "Nan and Brian in Bed, New York City".
February 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I can't find my cat
An orange cat sitting with his head behind a red curtain. This, as you know, grants cats the power of invisibility.
February 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Two Canada geese on a frozen pond. There is also a lot of goose poop on the ice.
February 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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How I'm facing the week:
A torbie cat sitting behind a red curtain, with a disgruntled expression on her face. She is looking at Monday.
February 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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sometimes a trace of the old google remains
A screenshot of Google showing the results of the search "that fucking song Carmela likes", displaying the correct result: that Andrea Bocelli song that was played to death in the early seasons of The Sopranos. Google correctly answering my informal and profane description is where the humor lies.
February 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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My log does not judge, but the cat is another matter
a torbie cat sitting on a Twin Peaks themed pillow while looking judgemental
February 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM