Or Johnnie. They don’t even talk about him anymore. It’s been years, and he only went to Portugal on holiday. #TheArchers

My regulatory brain was getting in a tangle at all that breaching of confidentiality. #TheArchers

It doesn’t help that we know what he looks like from all the TV shows he’s in #TheArchers

I can’t say I like the Grundy perspective much either, but I really relate to the village’s silent majority who refuse to engage with any of them #TheArchers

I felt stressed listening to the whole thing. Utter, utter nonsense #TheArchers

I think it’s Jason?

Makes no sense. I don’t recall any of them ever having anything like a family relationship with her. She just turns up periodically and is vile to everyone #TheArchers

It’s a short step from ogling to handling stollen goods, and then you’re in trouble #TheArchers

I think it’s explained by the fact that Rosie is apparently 7-8 years old, but has never once in her life made a single sound. The only plausible conclusion is that she’s a figment of Pip’s imagination, and everyone is just humouring her #TheArchers

He’s so tedious isn’t he? Deeply unpleasant. #TheArchers

And not only that, but he lets out his home to the Grundys, and then relies on them letting him live with them like a lodger. The whole thing is ridiculous. #TheArchers

It’s all gone mad. The George party will be a disaster. I’m sure Will’s place can’t be big enough for everyone Amber’s invited, even if they wanted to come. I suspect he’ll want filter back on to village life quietly, and keep his head down…. #TheArchers

I don’t think he can - isn’t it already divided up into shares? #TheArchers