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Absurd Truths & Blatant Lies of the Beaumonts
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Tales of the Beaumont women of the Low Country, and the fictional 'Radio Free Dixie.' Here, a tapestry of words woven with neurotic cadence and theatrical flair. A tribute to the glorious and grotesque, the flamboyant souls of our shadowed world.
PART II - In the Low Country marsh, Brother Cleal’s silent choir waits. Every incision a prayer; every glass-eyed saint “saved” by gold thread. A Southern Gothic nightmare of perverted mercy.
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#SouthernGothic #LowCountryDrawl #lgbtq #queerwriters #horror
The Stillness of the Saints - Brother Cleal's Silent Choir
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January 3, 2026 at 11:09 AM
In the Low Country marsh, Brother Cleal’s silent choir waits. Every incision a prayer; every glass-eyed saint “saved” by gold thread. A Southern Gothic nightmare of perverted mercy.
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#SouthernGothic #LowCountryDrawl #lgbtq #queerwriters #horror
The Stillness of the Saints - Brother Cleal's Silent Choir
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January 3, 2026 at 11:07 AM
The sun is up, but I am taking to my bed in the dark. See you in the next life—or at least the next calendar year.
So Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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#SouthernGothic #LowCountryDrawl #lgbtq #queerwriters #happynewyear
Loretta Lynn - Happy Birthday,Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 1971
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December 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I am here to amuse myself. If I amuse you, then all the better.
December 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Both Maine and the SC Lowcountry possess a specific kind of atmospheric weight.
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#SouthernGothic #LowCountryDrawl #lgbtq #queerwriters #StephenKing
The Eclipse at Pawley's: When The North Wind Meets the Tide
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December 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
#queerwriters Monday: Goals Day!
I'm going to write an actual Southern Gothic Horror story this week reuniting my Characters of Mrs. Beaumont and Leslie Simone and I'm aiming for gruesome! Otherwise it is an art week. #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters
#queerwriters Monday: Goals Day!

What do you hope to accomplish this week? Can be anything, big or small! Let us know so we can cheer you on!

#WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters
December 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
If you were curious, another difference between liberals and democrats, Democrats argue and liberals know where the block button is.
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You're confusing the democratic party with liberals. Liberals couldn't give a damn about MTG's moral turn around, and at the risk of being impolite, we couldn't give a damn if you hate us! To quote the Princess & Great General herself...
December 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
And I swear on Granny’s mountain grave that is a true telling or at least she claimed it was that night that we shared a jar of her home-made apple brandy.
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#SouthernGothic #Appalachia #moonshine #lgbtq #queerwriters
The Night Granny Made Granddaddy Quit The Shine
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December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Double, Double, Salt, and Tide: The New Year Rises
A Beaumont blessing for the New Year... or is it a curse?
#SouthernGothic #LowCountryDrawl #lgbtq #queerwriters

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Double, Double, Salt, and Tide: The New Year Rises
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December 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The Legacy and Lore of the Low Country Plantations: Drayton Hall
#SouthernGothic #LowCountryDrawl #lgbtq #queerwriters
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The Legacy and Lore of the Low Country Plantations: Drayton Hall
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December 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Our dear Mrs. Beaumont and her common-law husband recreating a scene from Dallas (and the original still)

#lgbtq #aiart #queerwriters #DallasTV
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
December 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
In the winter of 1886 crept in, a strange wind blew up from the Ashley River, carrying invitations penned in a hand that commanded more than mere attendance.
Happy Holidays and may your earth move...
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#southernGothic #queerWriters #history #Christmas
The Bindings Held - The War Woman's Carol
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December 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Apparently, if you are against violence towards Jews, you are xenophobic. if you are against violence against Muslims, you are anti-semitic. We've reached the point where we need to keep our noses out of it and enjoy a ham biscuit or a BLT. Pork Solves Problems!
Being against Israel and its genocide in Palestine has fuck all to do with the Bondi massacre or antisemitism. Conflating them is lazy, dishonest, and dangerous. Why is that so fucking hard for politicians to understand or respect?
#auspol
December 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Forget the star and the angels. Beyond our dark marshes lies another delta where the Holy Family was saved by ancient, toothy power. This is the gospel truth they had to make you forget.
#SouthernGothic #LowCountryDrawl #lgbtq #queerwriters #ShiningStar #Christmas
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The Son of Man and the Queens of the Delta
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December 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM