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A bot for BlueSky that posts SMBC comics and shows the alt text.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Panic
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/panic

Do what I want, not what I said.
Do what I want, not what I said.
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conscious-8

The worst part of selfless robotic servants is going to be how happy they are.
The worst part of selfless robotic servants is going to be how happy they are.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Convexity
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/convexity

This isn't the only high risk high reward pickup line, but it is the one that involves the most tentacles.
This isn't the only high risk high reward pickup line, but it is the one that involves the most tentacles.
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conspiracy
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conspiracy-2

Anyone claiming this comic has any actual perspective will be accused of being in league with JSquatch.
Anyone claiming this comic has any actual perspective will be accused of being in league with JSquatch.
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Performance
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/performance-2

Are 23 eggs not an oeuf for you? (Pun brought to you by Patreon comments)
Are 23 eggs not an oeuf for you? (Pun brought to you by Patreon comments)
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prayer
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prayer-6

You ever notice how weird it is that an immortal bothers to kill a bunch of people instead of just waiting 100 years?
You ever notice how weird it is that an immortal bothers to kill a bunch of people instead of just waiting 100 years?
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boss
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/boss

Of all the AI concerns, the one about wanting to replace management with algorithms is the most monkeys-paw-ish.
Of all the AI concerns, the one about wanting to replace management with algorithms is the most monkeys-paw-ish.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sawyer-lee-and-the-quest-to-just-stay-home

Click the comic to read chapter 1!
Click the comic to read chapter 1!
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Addiction
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/addiction

How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?
How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - What
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/what

Fortunately, it turns out that all along he has been a placebo husband.
Fortunately, it turns out that all along he has been a placebo husband.
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fish
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3

This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it's good to be prepared for all circumstances.
This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it's good to be prepared for all circumstances.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Miracle
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/miracle

The statue of Bayes also cries, but we can't ever be perfectly sure.
The statue of Bayes also cries, but we can't ever be perfectly sure.
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Frenchmen
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/frenchmen

Or maybe the corpses were a feint and the original Frenchmen are still waiting to strike.
Or maybe the corpses were a feint and the original Frenchmen are still waiting to strike.
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Attention span
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/attention-span

Subscribe!
Subscribe!
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sacrifice
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sacrifice-4

If God is all-good, there are a LOT of errors in the Bible.
If God is all-good, there are a LOT of errors in the Bible.
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Myth
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/myth-4

The one about purpose doesn't show up until you have to spend 12 hours a day at a repetitive job.
The one about purpose doesn't show up until you have to spend 12 hours a day at a repetitive job.
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consilience
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/consilience

Later, peace is reestablished when an MBA accidentally enters the lecture hall.
Later, peace is reestablished when an MBA accidentally enters the lecture hall.
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nerd-fight
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nerd-fight

"," > "",
"," > "",
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Enormous
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/enormous

Ironically, I had to censor this due to running ads, but... one day...
Ironically, I had to censor this due to running ads, but... one day...
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Identity
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/identity-2

Anyone who can figure out how to cram phi in there gets about 1.6 internet points.
Anyone who can figure out how to cram phi in there gets about 1.6 internet points.
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Aww
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aww

Of course they'll never realize, but in your heart you'll have the linguistic upper hand.
Of course they'll never realize, but in your heart you'll have the linguistic upper hand.
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Screenplay
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/screenplay

Super cute!!
Super cute!!
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Addition
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/addition

This is my gift to you, Dads of Internet.
This is my gift to you, Dads of Internet.
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Intuition
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/intuition

It's like going up to someone who doesn't know about conservation of energy, and telling them you have a wheel that never stops spinning, and expecting them to be blown away.
It's like going up to someone who doesn't know about conservation of energy, and telling them you have a wheel that never stops spinning, and expecting them to be blown away.
October 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Heart
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/heart

Later he is caught and forced to not have all the money he moneyed.
Later he is caught and forced to not have all the money he moneyed.
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM