Scottie
@smb510.lol
Just trying to be the person my dog thinks I am. (My dog thinks I’m a huge slut)
San Francisco | 🏳️🌈
San Francisco | 🏳️🌈
Been on a plane for 13 hours ama
January 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Been on a plane for 13 hours ama
Parallel eyes parallelize parallel lies
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Parallel eyes parallelize parallel lies
No one asked for this but here it is
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
No one asked for this but here it is
Post a random picture or everything will go wrong in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Post a random picture or everything will go wrong in 2026
Was hoping my boyfriend could come pick me up from the airport and then remembered he can’t see because he had eye surgery last week. Guess I’m getting an uber!
December 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Was hoping my boyfriend could come pick me up from the airport and then remembered he can’t see because he had eye surgery last week. Guess I’m getting an uber!
Just tied* my half marathon PR unexpectedly who wanna kiss
*2 seconds slower but we’re calling that a tie l
*2 seconds slower but we’re calling that a tie l
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just tied* my half marathon PR unexpectedly who wanna kiss
*2 seconds slower but we’re calling that a tie l
*2 seconds slower but we’re calling that a tie l
Didn’t hate this despite not running much this week and eating a lot of snacks? Idk idk
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Didn’t hate this despite not running much this week and eating a lot of snacks? Idk idk
Hair looked cute and conditioned… then I put a helmet on
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hair looked cute and conditioned… then I put a helmet on
Once again my Spotify wrapped bravely asks
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Once again my Spotify wrapped bravely asks
I always forget some people have Thanksgiving dinner more like lunch. We don’t bring people over until 4! Then we don’t really eat until like 7’
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I always forget some people have Thanksgiving dinner more like lunch. We don’t bring people over until 4! Then we don’t really eat until like 7’
Today is Tuesday
(Today is tuesday)
Tuesday is a vesting day
(Tuesday is a vesting day)
Are we happy?
(Are we happy?)
You bet your ass we are!
🎶 doot do doo do dooo doot do doo do dooo 🎶
(Today is tuesday)
Tuesday is a vesting day
(Tuesday is a vesting day)
Are we happy?
(Are we happy?)
You bet your ass we are!
🎶 doot do doo do dooo doot do doo do dooo 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Today is Tuesday
(Today is tuesday)
Tuesday is a vesting day
(Tuesday is a vesting day)
Are we happy?
(Are we happy?)
You bet your ass we are!
🎶 doot do doo do dooo doot do doo do dooo 🎶
(Today is tuesday)
Tuesday is a vesting day
(Tuesday is a vesting day)
Are we happy?
(Are we happy?)
You bet your ass we are!
🎶 doot do doo do dooo doot do doo do dooo 🎶
Message from the DNC - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Violently ***** after a weekend with family, and a six hour flight ahead of me
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Violently ***** after a weekend with family, and a six hour flight ahead of me
Been a long few weeks at work. This beer tastes like I ought to have another
October 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Been a long few weeks at work. This beer tastes like I ought to have another
@sentimentbot.bsky.social rate me please!
September 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social rate me please!
So am I doing something wrong or are all the men on g***dr in London awful? Feels like I’m really just not what the market wants here
September 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So am I doing something wrong or are all the men on g***dr in London awful? Feels like I’m really just not what the market wants here
Am I becoming a United girlie after years of Alaska/American hegemony? Maybe, because AA keeps canceling my flights and then I have to book last minute on United lol
August 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Am I becoming a United girlie after years of Alaska/American hegemony? Maybe, because AA keeps canceling my flights and then I have to book last minute on United lol
Four pics to defend your face card
August 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Four pics to defend your face card
Amtrak trip 2k25… will I actually end up taking a train this weekend?
July 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Amtrak trip 2k25… will I actually end up taking a train this weekend?
More like fantastic 3 and awful 1
a man in a costume that says daddy needs to get his rocks off is standing in a doorway
Alt: a man in a costume that says daddy needs to get his rocks off is standing in a doorway
media.tenor.com
July 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
More like fantastic 3 and awful 1