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Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe
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🔞🍁🇨🇦 35. Queer. She/They. AuDHD.
• Hellaverse Brainrot
• Amirican/Shrultist
• Chaos Crew/Minkie
• Canadian Cryptid
• Sex Positive
• Avid Gamer
• Multishipper
• Mainly Radioapple 📻🍎
• MAGA/Antis Fuck Off

✨Equality feels like oppression to the privileged✨
Shout out to @ladynidhogg.bsky.social for this amazing Standee! It just arrived this morning! 💙
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Today was the day I got my baby back after getting her cremated four years ago.

It took so long because I got a custom urn for her. She was my best friend. And while she could never be replaced, Pippin, my current baby, has been there for me since her passing. I'm very grateful.

#PetLoss
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Nah I'd straight up go, "You know where the door is."

I can find a new relationship, I can't ever replace this baby.
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
✨Snackies✨
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Not surprising in the least. God, this season's soundtrack is fucking AMAZING.

I love Hazbin Hotel.

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSongTier
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Look familiar?

I know this is probably a shot in the dark but it has the dead hamster in my head twitching.

Also if you're curious, this is the concept art of Roo that I got that arm screenshot from.

(Image is from here: hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Roo)
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
To try and keep her family safe, especially Charlie who is likely very susceptible to Roo's influence due to being a child of a fallen angel and a demon (formerly human).

The reason I think this might happen is take a look at the way Charlie's arm looks compared to Roo's (Old concept art)
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
We rarely see Charlie get *truly* angry. She always tries to suppress her anger and I'm starting to wonder if there's a reason for this.

Other than the idea that she's just genuinely a sweetheart who wants to do good by everyone.

This might be a reach, but here we go.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
In S1 during the fight against Adam, we see Charlie use a move we've only seen her use once.

Her arm gets bigger, has bright red markings that climb up her arm and she strikes fiercely at Adam which shocks the shit out of him.

Now, remember this because I'm gonna come back to it here in a second.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Y'all hear me out. I've been rambling to the bestie about this and it could just be a nothing burger, but here's some thoughts on Roo.

Buckle up kids, Ashe hasn't had a good night's sleep in a week.

🧵

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelTheories #Roo #Charlie
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I will always love that our favorite depressed apple is literally shaped like an apple core. 😊

#HazbinHotel #Lucifer
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Rosie's power is gold, ANGELIC gold. Something tells me she's working closely with the Morningstars, aka Lilith.

I feel like this is why she was so motherly towards Charlie when she came to visit her in S1 and why she made Alastor, much to his chagrin, go to the hotel to keep an eye on things.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Give him a fucking LEG LAMP. The sluttiest leg lamp.
IYKYK.
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Someone ain't watching the same show we are I guess. Lmao. If he didn't care about her, why the fuck did he save her and husk's life when Val and Vel got involved in the fight during episode 4?

Why the fuck did he keep the roach crown she made him from S1?

Make it make sense.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I wanted y'all to be included in the unhinged shit between my bestie and I LMAO

I'm so fucking happy y'all are jumping on the Angelicsmile / Radiojoy ship 🥹
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Me me me! I do! o7
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Shout out to the BEST BOY, Shok.Wav!

Just the goodest boy, the bestest boy, lil shark puppy baby pookie! 🥹💙🦈

#HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinS2 #Spoilers #Shokwav
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Alastor going fucking FERAL 😩💦

But also- I love Shok.Wav
He's just being the bestest boy protecting his daddy 🥹🫶

#Alastor #Vox #Shokwav #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinS2
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
SAME SAME SAME SMASDMFKLM

MY BESTIE CALLING MY ASS OUT IN OUR DISCORD-

SHE SAYS HE LOOKS LIKE COLBERT LMAO
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Two sides of the same coin.

Viv really said, "Release them. Release the feral twinks. Let them FEAST!"

#HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinS2 #Spoilers #Alastor #Vox #Radiostatic #Staticradio
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Alastor's such a fucking creep I love him so much?? Also.. Hoof shots? For free? Just ... just wiggling out and about? We getting that tail next, deer boy?!

I swear this was a call out just for me. I am FERAL!

#Alastor #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinS2 #Spoilers #HOOVES
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The friendship I never knew I needed so badly to happen. Pen is such a good, good man at heart and he's the perfect person to help Sera [or anyone] who needs someone to turn to when they need it most.

#HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinS2 #Spoilers #Sera #SirPentious
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM