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smashingcrumpet.bsky.social
AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
@smashingcrumpet.bsky.social
I'll think of something to put here later
It'll probably rhyme
I'm nowhere near the Equator
But I just don't have the time
September 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dead Man's Curve! Best Matthew Lillard movie ever!

(Apparently it was just called The Curve in America, because it was one of those clone movies* and Dead Man on Campus got a bigger push)

* Like how Armageddon and Deep Impact were made by rival studios at the same time, or Volcano and Dante's Peak
August 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
x.com/jeremycorbyn...

One from this year, one from 2017
August 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This is the best street name in England
July 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Oof. That was a rough one.
June 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Hard clues:

Honestly, felt about as hard as the usual ones. Tempted to try the easy clues version as well, just to see if I can beat my time (but of course I'd remember most of them)
June 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Tough one again!
May 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Spotted this on the way back from my job interview. Truth in Vandalism.
May 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
May 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Visited my local Castle today
May 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Made it to @officialkumite.bsky.social just in time. First half of the show fucking rocked. After the intermission, I anticipate bloodshed.
April 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
April 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Prety good, not great, but pretty good
April 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Today, there was a Pigeon in Poundland.
March 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
February 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
votecompass.uk Has a "Post your result on Twitter" link but not a BlueSky one. Guess they're behind the times, on that score.
February 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Kid Crush Go!
February 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The Defiant Ones, from 1958 (it's really good).
February 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It was a tough one. 14:11.
February 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I think that when this Potato was at school, and they asked it what it wanted to be when it grew up, it said "A Mushroom"
January 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Something beautiful for BlueSky. Elon can fuck right off, the twat.
#Sunset
December 30, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Pretty good. Got slowed down by one American spelling though. ER where the proper English is RE.
December 14, 2024 at 5:37 PM
November 27, 2024 at 8:58 PM
That's the first time an American spelling has thrown me off. S where a C should be. Still, not bad.
November 23, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Post a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek:
November 20, 2024 at 7:51 PM