Sean B
@smartytrousers.bsky.social
Durable carbon-based life form offering occasional comments and observations.
Looking forward to upgrading my profile photo once my Brad Pitt make-over is complete.
Representing Steveston, BC, Canada
Looking forward to upgrading my profile photo once my Brad Pitt make-over is complete.
Representing Steveston, BC, Canada
This lady nails it.
This is incredibly accurate😬
A “Maga Years” explainer…
A “Maga Years” explainer…
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This lady nails it.
They HAVE to name a sandwich after this guy and serve it with glass of boxed wine.
Would be huge.
Would be huge.
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They HAVE to name a sandwich after this guy and serve it with glass of boxed wine.
Would be huge.
Would be huge.
Can I suggest: The Lard of Mar-a-Lago
When you’re making your #NoKings posters, remember… Donald Trump LOVES a good nickname.
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Can I suggest: The Lard of Mar-a-Lago
Just another Friday night news dump that will get lost in the growing sea of Epstein distractions.
Breaking news: President Trump commuted the sentence of former congressman George Santos (R-New York), ordering Santos’s immediate release from prison and alleging he had been “horribly mistreated.”
https://wapo.st/4nave4W
https://wapo.st/4nave4W
October 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just another Friday night news dump that will get lost in the growing sea of Epstein distractions.
Isn't it law that any caricatures on currency must be deceased?
Either its wishful thinking, or maybe they they know something? hmmm.......
Either its wishful thinking, or maybe they they know something? hmmm.......
The $1 Trump coin is real. But with inflation under Trump, it’ll only be worth 65¢ soon enough.
This man’s ego is a bottomless pit. www.cnn.com/2025/10/03/b...
This man’s ego is a bottomless pit. www.cnn.com/2025/10/03/b...
October 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Isn't it law that any caricatures on currency must be deceased?
Either its wishful thinking, or maybe they they know something? hmmm.......
Either its wishful thinking, or maybe they they know something? hmmm.......
Donald J Trump: Job Creator, promise kept.
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Donald J Trump: Job Creator, promise kept.
Well, this is how it happened.
A big guy, old ball player with broad shoulders and a tear in his eye, said "Nice putt Sir."
A big guy, old ball player with broad shoulders and a tear in his eye, said "Nice putt Sir."
Government involvement in every aspect of life.
Trump is now trying to dictate who MLB inducts in the Hall of Fame
August 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Well, this is how it happened.
A big guy, old ball player with broad shoulders and a tear in his eye, said "Nice putt Sir."
A big guy, old ball player with broad shoulders and a tear in his eye, said "Nice putt Sir."
FBI Story: "He's all over it."
August 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
FBI Story: "He's all over it."
What an irredeemable pair of miserable, humorless fucks!
Basically the current Operating System of your government.
Basically the current Operating System of your government.
July 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
What an irredeemable pair of miserable, humorless fucks!
Basically the current Operating System of your government.
Basically the current Operating System of your government.
I for one am ready for this douchebag on douchebag battle!
News Analysis: President Trump's supporters are warring over two dueling campaign promises: to steer clear of foreign wars and to prevent Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon. It’s erupted into a fight over the meaning of the Make America Great Again movement.
Trump’s Base in Uproar Over His Openness to Joining Iran Fight
The president’s supporters are warring over two dueling campaign promises: to steer clear of foreign wars and to prevent Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon.
trib.al
June 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I for one am ready for this douchebag on douchebag battle!
Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple — theonion.com/christian-po...
Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple
ATLANTA—Saying it would violate his deeply held religious beliefs, area pornographer Chet Kirkendall, a 57-year-old Christian who frequently films explicit amateur videos for his clients, confirmed Fr...
theonion.com
June 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple — theonion.com/christian-po...
General Bone Spurs just couldn't resist.
It’s Unreal Everything that he’s getting away with, or he thinks he’s getting away with. But what’s Wonderful, is the Accumulation of ALL This Wonderful EVIDENCE AGAINST HIM for When We IMPEACH Him Again a Third Time Around‼️ So Thank You for the Abundance of Evidence
🙏🏼💯💥⚖️💙🇺🇸💪🏼👇🏼
#JusticeWillBeServed
🙏🏼💯💥⚖️💙🇺🇸💪🏼👇🏼
#JusticeWillBeServed
May 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
General Bone Spurs just couldn't resist.
His Ass-holiness Dope Donald (The only!)
Trump literally posted the image on his own social media account...
May 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
His Ass-holiness Dope Donald (The only!)
Tough times for Major Brylcreem.
Chaos continues to explode at the Pentagon: Joe Kasper, newly ousted chief of staff to Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, is now facing allegations of cocaine use at a former job.
www.yahoo.com/news/ex-hegs...
www.yahoo.com/news/ex-hegs...
Ex-Hegseth Aides’ Mud-Slinging Ramps Up With Cocaine Allegation
A battle between aides in Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon didn’t end when the entangled parties were ousted from the Pentagon, according to a Saturday report in The Guardian. In fact, the sp...
www.yahoo.com
April 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Tough times for Major Brylcreem.
Looks like a distracted blury-eyed Colonel Brylcreem missed a spot while shaving this morning?
Pete Hegseth has one sideburn. did the other one get shaved off as a prank or what?
April 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Looks like a distracted blury-eyed Colonel Brylcreem missed a spot while shaving this morning?
Is that Border Czar Tom Holman?
April 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Is that Border Czar Tom Holman?
Musk's outfit should be renamed dept of D'oh!!
Ooops! Ooopsie! Did we do that? We didn't mean to do that. Definitely don't blame us for doing that.
Oops! Day one funding freeze
Oops! Ebola
Oops! Nuclear security workers
Oops! Bird flu
Oops! PEPFAR
Oops! HHS firings
And on and on and on...
Now this.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/18/b...
Oops! Day one funding freeze
Oops! Ebola
Oops! Nuclear security workers
Oops! Bird flu
Oops! PEPFAR
Oops! HHS firings
And on and on and on...
Now this.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/18/b...
Trump Officials Blame Mistake for Setting Off Confrontation With Harvard (Gift Article)
An official on the administration’s antisemitism task force told the university that a letter of demands had been sent without authorization.
www.nytimes.com
April 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Musk's outfit should be renamed dept of D'oh!!
We've been condemning all these assaults for over three years Cotton, ya big effin' goof!
Your dear leader promised to stop Putin on day one, remember. You and the rest of his enablers in the Senate are a total disgrace.
Your dear leader promised to stop Putin on day one, remember. You and the rest of his enablers in the Senate are a total disgrace.
Why can’t Trump, Vance or Rubio simply say this? Why won’t they?
April 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We've been condemning all these assaults for over three years Cotton, ya big effin' goof!
Your dear leader promised to stop Putin on day one, remember. You and the rest of his enablers in the Senate are a total disgrace.
Your dear leader promised to stop Putin on day one, remember. You and the rest of his enablers in the Senate are a total disgrace.
This class should be mandatory to every seagull.
April 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This class should be mandatory to every seagull.
Everyone else: I mean, you have Elon Musk, who IS a huge jerk, running on stage waving a chainsaw...What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
April 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Everyone else: I mean, you have Elon Musk, who IS a huge jerk, running on stage waving a chainsaw...What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
At next rally, Walz should wave around a chainsaw when reporting Musk's latest Tesla stock quotes.
Elon should be cool with that, right?
You know, being a free speech enthusiast and all...
Elon should be cool with that, right?
You know, being a free speech enthusiast and all...
Tesla still has a P/E of nearly 130 (the norm for a car maker is 12) and it's brand has brand has become radioactive. So if you enjoy watching its price sink, you likely have a lot of good times ahead. Grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Gov. Walz: If you need a little boost during the day, check out Tesla stock.
March 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
At next rally, Walz should wave around a chainsaw when reporting Musk's latest Tesla stock quotes.
Elon should be cool with that, right?
You know, being a free speech enthusiast and all...
Elon should be cool with that, right?
You know, being a free speech enthusiast and all...
"I should've installed FOX TV monitors instead of these phones".
March 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"I should've installed FOX TV monitors instead of these phones".
Dare I say.....BLOATUS?
Trump bemoans a painting of him - but gets a new one from Putin
Trump bemoans a painting of him - but gets a new one from Putin
The US president is unhappy with a "distorted" portrait in Colorado, but "touched" by a gift from Russia.
www.bbc.com
March 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Dare I say.....BLOATUS?
I'll sign up for the Chris Cillizza watch.
me waiting for the “but her emails” crowd to find their tongues
March 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'll sign up for the Chris Cillizza watch.
Be Leary....very Leary!
March 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Be Leary....very Leary!