Smartypants
@smartypants2.bsky.social
Human and Dog Mom, Small Biz Owner, Webmaster, Graphic Designer, NY transplant, chronic Mets fan, American/Italian, and generally just trying to survive the next 4 years because people never learn.
I think being attached to an attractive bisexual would be hell. You’d have to watch out for either sex getting too close.
October 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I think being attached to an attractive bisexual would be hell. You’d have to watch out for either sex getting too close.
Summer is going by so fast, and the pedo in charge won’t release the Epstein files.
August 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Summer is going by so fast, and the pedo in charge won’t release the Epstein files.
Just blocked the veep because fuck this administration.
June 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Just blocked the veep because fuck this administration.
It’s been pretty much 25 years since we had the shoe bmber. Why the hell hasn’t the technology advanced enough so that we don’t have to take our shoes off at airports? Why isn’t there a low sniffer we can just stroll through?
June 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s been pretty much 25 years since we had the shoe bmber. Why the hell hasn’t the technology advanced enough so that we don’t have to take our shoes off at airports? Why isn’t there a low sniffer we can just stroll through?
The Jackson tornado that claimed 27 should result in manslaughter charges for those who ordered the firing.
May 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The Jackson tornado that claimed 27 should result in manslaughter charges for those who ordered the firing.
I really hope the dems are playing the long game here and waiting to bring the heat when the midterm races start heating up. If things continue as they are, people will vote with their wallet.
May 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I really hope the dems are playing the long game here and waiting to bring the heat when the midterm races start heating up. If things continue as they are, people will vote with their wallet.
megalomania
1. Psychiatry. a symptom of mental illness marked by delusions of greatness, wealth, etc.
2. an obsession with doing extravagant or grand things.
1. Psychiatry. a symptom of mental illness marked by delusions of greatness, wealth, etc.
2. an obsession with doing extravagant or grand things.
April 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
megalomania
1. Psychiatry. a symptom of mental illness marked by delusions of greatness, wealth, etc.
2. an obsession with doing extravagant or grand things.
1. Psychiatry. a symptom of mental illness marked by delusions of greatness, wealth, etc.
2. an obsession with doing extravagant or grand things.
Dear world leaders,
Coddle him like a toddler. Offer sweets and toys, among lots of flattery. I know its' distasteful, but you are not dealing with a rational mind.
Respectfully, the US public at large.
Coddle him like a toddler. Offer sweets and toys, among lots of flattery. I know its' distasteful, but you are not dealing with a rational mind.
Respectfully, the US public at large.
April 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Dear world leaders,
Coddle him like a toddler. Offer sweets and toys, among lots of flattery. I know its' distasteful, but you are not dealing with a rational mind.
Respectfully, the US public at large.
Coddle him like a toddler. Offer sweets and toys, among lots of flattery. I know its' distasteful, but you are not dealing with a rational mind.
Respectfully, the US public at large.
Senator Corey Booker, I salute you!! This is my America. Keep it up, sir. #coreybooker
April 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Senator Corey Booker, I salute you!! This is my America. Keep it up, sir. #coreybooker
I call out MAGA family's comments on my FB feed when they come and comment for the sole reason of defending the felon in the WH, when they never interact with any of my other posts. Some of them didn't come to my kid's wedding, or even send a gift. I have no more fuxs to give, except one: Fuck you.
March 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I call out MAGA family's comments on my FB feed when they come and comment for the sole reason of defending the felon in the WH, when they never interact with any of my other posts. Some of them didn't come to my kid's wedding, or even send a gift. I have no more fuxs to give, except one: Fuck you.
And now Germany realizes we can’t be relied on as a nation thanks to the orange godking.
February 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
And now Germany realizes we can’t be relied on as a nation thanks to the orange godking.
Well, this is just chilling.
February 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Well, this is just chilling.
Valentine’s Day is upon us, here’s some Love at First Sight to set the mood. 😍
#roses
#bloomscrolling
#RoseWednesday
#blooms
#roses
#bloomscrolling
#RoseWednesday
#blooms
February 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Valentine’s Day is upon us, here’s some Love at First Sight to set the mood. 😍
#roses
#bloomscrolling
#RoseWednesday
#blooms
#roses
#bloomscrolling
#RoseWednesday
#blooms
Kids. What are you gonna do when they tell the family secrets out loud?
Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
February 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Kids. What are you gonna do when they tell the family secrets out loud?
My coping strategies:
1. Avoid most news outlets
2. Avoid over half of friends and family
3. Avoid talking to most neighbors
4. Work more
5. Play more
6. Grow plants
7. Keep dogs close
8. Hibernate within fuzzy clothing and blankets
9. Feed the birdies
10. Count the days
1. Avoid most news outlets
2. Avoid over half of friends and family
3. Avoid talking to most neighbors
4. Work more
5. Play more
6. Grow plants
7. Keep dogs close
8. Hibernate within fuzzy clothing and blankets
9. Feed the birdies
10. Count the days
February 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My coping strategies:
1. Avoid most news outlets
2. Avoid over half of friends and family
3. Avoid talking to most neighbors
4. Work more
5. Play more
6. Grow plants
7. Keep dogs close
8. Hibernate within fuzzy clothing and blankets
9. Feed the birdies
10. Count the days
1. Avoid most news outlets
2. Avoid over half of friends and family
3. Avoid talking to most neighbors
4. Work more
5. Play more
6. Grow plants
7. Keep dogs close
8. Hibernate within fuzzy clothing and blankets
9. Feed the birdies
10. Count the days
Trump didn't 'cave'. This is all part of Elon and Project 2025's plan. Wait 30 days to see where this is truly going.
February 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Trump didn't 'cave'. This is all part of Elon and Project 2025's plan. Wait 30 days to see where this is truly going.
Canada, we’re sorry.
"It seems like virtually every sector of the American economy" -- Fox News has put together a scrolling list of the "goods affected by Trump tariffs" 😬
February 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Canada, we’re sorry.
Leading in to Valentine’s Day, here’s the lusciously red Opening Night rose.
#roses
#bloomscrolling
#RoseWednesday
#blooms
#roses
#bloomscrolling
#RoseWednesday
#blooms
January 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Leading in to Valentine’s Day, here’s the lusciously red Opening Night rose.
#roses
#bloomscrolling
#RoseWednesday
#blooms
#roses
#bloomscrolling
#RoseWednesday
#blooms
I hear the aliens will make contact soon to return the Tesla because nobody wants a nazi in their neighborhood.
a man in a space suit is driving a car in front of the earth
ALT: a man in a space suit is driving a car in front of the earth
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hear the aliens will make contact soon to return the Tesla because nobody wants a nazi in their neighborhood.
I'd bet good money the orange god would eject all the states represented by a Democratic Party out of the United States if the GOP-run states didn't need all their money to stay afloat.
January 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'd bet good money the orange god would eject all the states represented by a Democratic Party out of the United States if the GOP-run states didn't need all their money to stay afloat.
We can all use a Burst of Joy rose. ❤️🌹 Or even just a little bit of hope.
#bloomscrolling
#rosewednesday
#roses
#blooms
#bloomscrolling
#rosewednesday
#roses
#blooms
January 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
We can all use a Burst of Joy rose. ❤️🌹 Or even just a little bit of hope.
#bloomscrolling
#rosewednesday
#roses
#blooms
#bloomscrolling
#rosewednesday
#roses
#blooms
Biden still playing chess. I'm gonna miss decency in the WH for a while. Welp, there's always gardening, music, art, books, dogs, and cooking new things. Time to get out of my own head. Bye, Joe. You did ok, and history will be kind to you.
January 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Biden still playing chess. I'm gonna miss decency in the WH for a while. Welp, there's always gardening, music, art, books, dogs, and cooking new things. Time to get out of my own head. Bye, Joe. You did ok, and history will be kind to you.
Happy MLK Day. Nothing else worthwhile going on, so let's give the man a shout out.
a poster that says there is something about love that builds and 's creative
ALT: a poster that says there is something about love that builds and 's creative
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Happy MLK Day. Nothing else worthwhile going on, so let's give the man a shout out.
The wholesale rolling over of everyone in political circles is a phenomenon I hope to never see again. News outlets, politicians, and billionaires are all paying homage. Money and power as the endgame should horrify everyone. We’ll all suffer, and soon. Red and blue both will bleed.
January 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The wholesale rolling over of everyone in political circles is a phenomenon I hope to never see again. News outlets, politicians, and billionaires are all paying homage. Money and power as the endgame should horrify everyone. We’ll all suffer, and soon. Red and blue both will bleed.