PrincessLaureen
@smartrage.bsky.social
You look lost, follow me 🥺👉👈
Not sure if I'm bad at sleeping or just really really really really really really really really really good at thinking.
July 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Not sure if I'm bad at sleeping or just really really really really really really really really really good at thinking.
i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my dog is naked but she also arrived that way.
June 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my dog is naked but she also arrived that way.
Opinions are like assholes. If you'd just fucking relax it won't hurt. 😂
June 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Opinions are like assholes. If you'd just fucking relax it won't hurt. 😂
everytime i make a mistake i think the only solution is being put down like a sick dog
June 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
everytime i make a mistake i think the only solution is being put down like a sick dog
Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone. 😂💀
May 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone. 😂💀
I wonder what I could do if I didn't structure my entire life around avoiding getting yelled at 🧐
May 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I wonder what I could do if I didn't structure my entire life around avoiding getting yelled at 🧐
Big congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs. 👏👏👏
May 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Big congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs. 👏👏👏
All the bad bitches love me so if you don't love me I got news for youu 😏
May 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
All the bad bitches love me so if you don't love me I got news for youu 😏
vitamin d deficiency is so bad I'm only getting the the ick. 😭🤧
May 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
vitamin d deficiency is so bad I'm only getting the the ick. 😭🤧
Beef jerky is too expensive these days. Just give me the beef and I'll jerk it off myself. 🙄
May 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Beef jerky is too expensive these days. Just give me the beef and I'll jerk it off myself. 🙄
well well well, if it isn't the bridge i said i'd cross when i came to 🙄
May 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
well well well, if it isn't the bridge i said i'd cross when i came to 🙄
The way he clap these cheeks I'll definitely clap one of y'all bout him 😂😂💀
May 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The way he clap these cheeks I'll definitely clap one of y'all bout him 😂😂💀
Enjoy me while I'm delusional. Cause when I come to my senses it's over. 😭✌️
May 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Enjoy me while I'm delusional. Cause when I come to my senses it's over. 😭✌️
fuck yall & fuck me too i'm done hell
April 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
fuck yall & fuck me too i'm done hell
going to work so embarrassing, letting everybody know you need money 😭
April 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
going to work so embarrassing, letting everybody know you need money 😭
A real flex is having a man that no other man has had ‼️🤧🤧
April 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A real flex is having a man that no other man has had ‼️🤧🤧
We might not post each other, but we be FUCKINLIKEAMUHFUCKAAAA 😂
April 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We might not post each other, but we be FUCKINLIKEAMUHFUCKAAAA 😂
I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up, I shut up and subtitles come out my face. 💀
April 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up, I shut up and subtitles come out my face. 💀
every single day there is something to do & I am sick of it.
April 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
every single day there is something to do & I am sick of it.
life didn’t give me lemons it gave me pants, and i’ve shit them 🥴
April 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
life didn’t give me lemons it gave me pants, and i’ve shit them 🥴
how do i hack my brain into having sex dreams instead of reoccurring trauma nightmares? 😅
April 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
how do i hack my brain into having sex dreams instead of reoccurring trauma nightmares? 😅
I love Edgar Allan Poe because he portrays universal human emotions like loss, grief, unrequited love, burying your enemy alive in the cellar, and being scared out of your fuckingggg mind by a bird.
April 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I love Edgar Allan Poe because he portrays universal human emotions like loss, grief, unrequited love, burying your enemy alive in the cellar, and being scared out of your fuckingggg mind by a bird.
I didn't fall for him... That mf third leg tripped me 🥴😂
March 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I didn't fall for him... That mf third leg tripped me 🥴😂
Homophobia is dumb why are you mad that another guy is getting dicked down sounds like jealousy to me 🤷🏼♀️
March 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Homophobia is dumb why are you mad that another guy is getting dicked down sounds like jealousy to me 🤷🏼♀️
if we arguing and my accent change just know im finna beat the shit outta you 😂
March 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
if we arguing and my accent change just know im finna beat the shit outta you 😂