smartmissile.bsky.social
@smartmissile.bsky.social
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you owe me $50
like 99% of these accounts have bios that say "i'm a freak and need to be executed" but of course i'm not allowed to do it i'm not even allowed to say it i just have to sit there and ask for a plague or a flood or something
December 6, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Not faildox btw :D
Was starting to worry that we got the wrong name and the right everything else but that's not a problem ❤️❤️❤️
December 6, 2024 at 8:09 AM
If you personally know someone who is a young adult entering the workforce or academia who still believes it's acceptable to be messaging and propositioning 13 year olds and 14 year olds feel free to submit a not-quite-anonymous-but-not-quite-public tip to smartmissile :)
December 6, 2024 at 5:20 AM
So as a happy birthday from your friends at Nonnamoose Junior Detectives Division: Happy early birthday Caidence, it's time to leave middle schoolers alone!
Btw running to the autism subreddit after you get banned from the BPD one isn't...the greatest look. But it's really sillier than anything else
December 6, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Here is another user, this one thirteen years old, that MochaSlushes has collaborated with in the past. This communicates a willingness to go above and beyond normal means to try and place oneself around children.
December 6, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Since Caidence was seventeen years old there has been an abnormal focus on defending against the "harassment" of being called out as a pedophile, or child groomer. Other instances of harassment include "therapy" or "being banned from subreddits for being annoying".
December 6, 2024 at 5:19 AM
The problem doesn't stop in the immediate sense, our redacted user is *freshly* 14 years old, and MochaSlushes AKA Caidence Pizarro happens to be...19? Going on 20? That's not great! But the dynamic isn't one that's innocent, or precious, and there's an asymmetrical pestering done by one party.
December 6, 2024 at 5:19 AM
hi i'm "people" and i want to put you (and everyone like you) at the bottom of a mine and disservice the elevator
November 13, 2024 at 11:32 AM
100% of all people who say "pedojacketing" are pedophiles btw
November 13, 2024 at 11:28 AM
ugh >_< why do we keep coming back to the part where people call me a pedophile that wants to fuck animals!?!?
November 13, 2024 at 11:26 AM
brazil is putting out some dark energy in this search you have no idea how many br and mx posts i've skipped over just because i don't want to translate all of them
November 13, 2024 at 11:24 AM
the "using sexual abuse survivors as ammunition" behavior is most commonly represented in pedophiles and college sports fans who i am beginning to think some pretty negative things about as a rule more so than an exception
November 13, 2024 at 11:16 AM
"you are a pedophile because you like depicting child sexual abuse"
"OH YEAH," growls and my eyes glow red "YOU ARE AN AMERICAN!!!!!!!!"
defeated, you collapse into bones and ash
November 13, 2024 at 11:14 AM
November 13, 2024 at 11:04 AM
type of motherfucker to let you walk up with a gun and say "i'm going to shoot you" and wait until they hear the shot to react
November 13, 2024 at 11:03 AM
we're giving massive "ZOG energy weapons" vibe here bestie
November 13, 2024 at 11:01 AM
bro you're never gonna guess what this freak reposts i bet you a million bucks you're never gonna guess don't even fucking try
November 13, 2024 at 10:58 AM
heeyyy don't worry i found you first (:
November 13, 2024 at 10:57 AM
hate it when i publicly identify myself as someone who likes pedophilia and then everyone starts calling me a pedophile. the worst!
November 13, 2024 at 10:49 AM