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WORK ADVICE TIP NUMBER ONE: When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
February 18, 2026 at 12:46 PM
WORK ADVICE TIP NUMBER ONE: When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
I once stayed at a YMCA. It was okay, but I wouldn’t make a song and dance about it.
February 16, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I once stayed at a YMCA. It was okay, but I wouldn’t make a song and dance about it.
I’m not too excited about sledding, but I would do it if pushed.
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I’m not too excited about sledding, but I would do it if pushed.
The dermatologist made rash decisions.
February 13, 2026 at 12:50 PM
The dermatologist made rash decisions.
The headlines from Bondi’s hearing yesterday is the combative nature of the exchanges and the personal insults that the Attorney General resorted to. But I found a deeper concern.
The hearing highlighted that the Bondi is no longer the Attorney General for the USA. She is now Trump’s head lawyer.
The hearing highlighted that the Bondi is no longer the Attorney General for the USA. She is now Trump’s head lawyer.
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
The headlines from Bondi’s hearing yesterday is the combative nature of the exchanges and the personal insults that the Attorney General resorted to. But I found a deeper concern.
The hearing highlighted that the Bondi is no longer the Attorney General for the USA. She is now Trump’s head lawyer.
The hearing highlighted that the Bondi is no longer the Attorney General for the USA. She is now Trump’s head lawyer.
At meteorology camp, kids must earn their precipitation award. My nephew is the raining champ.
February 11, 2026 at 12:24 PM
At meteorology camp, kids must earn their precipitation award. My nephew is the raining champ.
So Netanyahu is visiting with the 🍊🤡 this week. Let’s start a pool on what batcrap crazy Bebe feeds to him about the Iranian negotiations.
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 PM
So Netanyahu is visiting with the 🍊🤡 this week. Let’s start a pool on what batcrap crazy Bebe feeds to him about the Iranian negotiations.
My memory has gotten so bad I’ve lost my job.
I’m still employed, I just can’t remember where.
I’m still employed, I just can’t remember where.
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
My memory has gotten so bad I’ve lost my job.
I’m still employed, I just can’t remember where.
I’m still employed, I just can’t remember where.
A breakthrough in human cloning has just been announced by Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson
February 8, 2026 at 12:01 PM
A breakthrough in human cloning has just been announced by Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson
Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
February 6, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
I hear that eggs will go up again.
That will surprise a few hens.
That will surprise a few hens.
February 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I hear that eggs will go up again.
That will surprise a few hens.
That will surprise a few hens.
I injured myself while measuring radio frequencies.
It still hertz.
It still hertz.
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I injured myself while measuring radio frequencies.
It still hertz.
It still hertz.
The World Health Organization has determined that dogs can not transmit the Corona virus so they no longer need to be quarantined.
WHO let the dogs out!
WHO let the dogs out!
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 AM
The World Health Organization has determined that dogs can not transmit the Corona virus so they no longer need to be quarantined.
WHO let the dogs out!
WHO let the dogs out!
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
The science and theory behind acoustics is sound.
January 28, 2026 at 12:27 PM
The science and theory behind acoustics is sound.
So Tom Holman is headed to Minneapolis to handle the DHS efforts in MN. That’s good news. We just need to shove $50,000 into a Culver’s bag. Boom, problem solved!
January 27, 2026 at 1:33 PM
So Tom Holman is headed to Minneapolis to handle the DHS efforts in MN. That’s good news. We just need to shove $50,000 into a Culver’s bag. Boom, problem solved!
I want to grow my own food but I can’t find bacon seeds.
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I want to grow my own food but I can’t find bacon seeds.
The constipated composer couldn’t finish his last movement.
January 25, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The constipated composer couldn’t finish his last movement.
I have a friend who always lies about what food he eats.
He’s on a high fibber diet.
He’s on a high fibber diet.
January 23, 2026 at 12:14 PM
I have a friend who always lies about what food he eats.
He’s on a high fibber diet.
He’s on a high fibber diet.
Is it just me or are others also assuming that every statement from any member of DHS is just a flat out lie?
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Is it just me or are others also assuming that every statement from any member of DHS is just a flat out lie?
We have now entered the greatest hits part of the 🍊🤡’s speech.
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 PM
We have now entered the greatest hits part of the 🍊🤡’s speech.
There’s so many lies in the 🍊🤡 speech it’s going to take days to unravel it and find the nuggets of truth.
January 21, 2026 at 1:53 PM
There’s so many lies in the 🍊🤡 speech it’s going to take days to unravel it and find the nuggets of truth.
You never know what I have up my sleeve. Today it was a dryer sheet.
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 AM
You never know what I have up my sleeve. Today it was a dryer sheet.
I wonder what idiocy will emerge from the 🍊🤡 while he’s at Davos today. There are so many choices it’s hard to predict.
January 20, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I wonder what idiocy will emerge from the 🍊🤡 while he’s at Davos today. There are so many choices it’s hard to predict.
It’s frightening to me that the 🍊🤡 is so butt hurt over not getting the Nobel Peace Prize that he’s going to wreck NATO. Is this not a 25th amendment thing?
January 19, 2026 at 4:39 PM
It’s frightening to me that the 🍊🤡 is so butt hurt over not getting the Nobel Peace Prize that he’s going to wreck NATO. Is this not a 25th amendment thing?