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Robin G., comedy nerd. Los Angeles from NYC
aspecialthing, MSTie, Max Funster, Bumper, Tuppie, Dynasty Darling, Mythical Beast, Piss Pig 👩🏻🦰
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smartbunnyRG Shop | Redbubble
smartbunnyRG is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.
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I sell stickers and t-shirts on Redbubble. Mostly movie and TV references.
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This woman with the megaphone made AT LEAST TEN “you are not allowed to park here” announcements today, Thanksgiving Day, disrupting the whole neighborhood.
I cannot tell where she is. But when I find out, I am shoving that thing directly up her asshole. Large end first. 📢
I cannot tell where she is. But when I find out, I am shoving that thing directly up her asshole. Large end first. 📢
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This woman with the megaphone made AT LEAST TEN “you are not allowed to park here” announcements today, Thanksgiving Day, disrupting the whole neighborhood.
I cannot tell where she is. But when I find out, I am shoving that thing directly up her asshole. Large end first. 📢
I cannot tell where she is. But when I find out, I am shoving that thing directly up her asshole. Large end first. 📢
I saw Bugonia in the theater. I’m part of the solution.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I saw Bugonia in the theater. I’m part of the solution.
The Westminster Dog Show is on, but dog breeding is problematic. Why must humans bend nature to their whims?
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Westminster Dog Show is on, but dog breeding is problematic. Why must humans bend nature to their whims?
Not having a family makes Thanksgiving easy peasy!
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Not having a family makes Thanksgiving easy peasy!
“Unhealthy” people may not be admitted to the USA due to worry about “taxpayers paying” for their healthcare.
We don’t do that here. Do we? So. What??
We don’t do that here. Do we? So. What??
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“Unhealthy” people may not be admitted to the USA due to worry about “taxpayers paying” for their healthcare.
We don’t do that here. Do we? So. What??
We don’t do that here. Do we? So. What??
6-7 means goodbye. And also hello, it’s in how you inflect. Put the bark in the dog, and you've got a guardian
When the capital's S, it is followed by a T -- and it's probably me.
When the capital's S, it is followed by a T -- and it's probably me.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
6-7 means goodbye. And also hello, it’s in how you inflect. Put the bark in the dog, and you've got a guardian
When the capital's S, it is followed by a T -- and it's probably me.
When the capital's S, it is followed by a T -- and it's probably me.
My neighbor’s weed smells like nutty skunk.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My neighbor’s weed smells like nutty skunk.
J. Geils Band “Freeze Frame” at Supercuts. #shoopshoopdeedledeeledee
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
J. Geils Band “Freeze Frame” at Supercuts. #shoopshoopdeedledeeledee
Christopher Cross at Supercuts. #Ridelikethewind #Suchalongwaytogooooo
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Christopher Cross at Supercuts. #Ridelikethewind #Suchalongwaytogooooo
ASS. PENIS. ANAL. This should be a fun little journey.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ASS. PENIS. ANAL. This should be a fun little journey.
LA streets are fucking dark. Bus stops sit in inky blackness. Why.
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
LA streets are fucking dark. Bus stops sit in inky blackness. Why.
“Cook a turkey” sounds like 70s slang for one-upping someone.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“Cook a turkey” sounds like 70s slang for one-upping someone.
Heads up @pluto.tv is now showing Pro-ICE ads.
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November 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Heads up @pluto.tv is now showing Pro-ICE ads.
Hot Topic menopause shirts:
My Vaginal Dryness
Hot Flash! At the Disco
Jane’s Addiction to HRT
Sweatallica
My Vaginal Dryness
Hot Flash! At the Disco
Jane’s Addiction to HRT
Sweatallica
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Hot Topic menopause shirts:
My Vaginal Dryness
Hot Flash! At the Disco
Jane’s Addiction to HRT
Sweatallica
My Vaginal Dryness
Hot Flash! At the Disco
Jane’s Addiction to HRT
Sweatallica
MTG got her face eaten by leopards. 🐆 Their reviews on Yelp! were abysmal.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
MTG got her face eaten by leopards. 🐆 Their reviews on Yelp! were abysmal.
Why is Hot Topic carrying a bunch of menopause-themed t-shirts?
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Why is Hot Topic carrying a bunch of menopause-themed t-shirts?
I’m lowkey unc, no rizz.
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m lowkey unc, no rizz.
Snack tomatoes? I bought snack tomatoes. They’re good. Never heard of them.
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Snack tomatoes? I bought snack tomatoes. They’re good. Never heard of them.
Every time I want to type, “gumball” - which is more often than you’d think- spellcheck wants to change it to “gumboil” and ew I’m not googling that.
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Every time I want to type, “gumball” - which is more often than you’d think- spellcheck wants to change it to “gumboil” and ew I’m not googling that.
I saw a commercial that I thought was about depression or opioid addiction but it was a Perry Ellis cologne ad.
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I saw a commercial that I thought was about depression or opioid addiction but it was a Perry Ellis cologne ad.
I should have gone to college.
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I should have gone to college.
We got Australians taking acting jobs away from Brits!!
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We got Australians taking acting jobs away from Brits!!
One time a 9-year old kid told me this joke, “What has 30 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.”
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
One time a 9-year old kid told me this joke, “What has 30 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.”
This administration is making us socialist because we all have to pitch in and help each other now.
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This administration is making us socialist because we all have to pitch in and help each other now.
This channel shows pro-ICE and anti-Palestine ads. #FawesomeTV
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This channel shows pro-ICE and anti-Palestine ads. #FawesomeTV