Smartass Alastor
@smartassalastor.bsky.social
🎵🎶May that feeling never leave his mind...🎶🎵
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
🎵🎶May that feeling never leave his mind...🎶🎵
Me, reading this:
a cartoon character with red hair and a bow tie is smoking a cigarette and smiling .
ALT: a cartoon character with red hair and a bow tie is smoking a cigarette and smiling .
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November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Me, reading this:
"Look, these numbers - after ignoring this percentage that shouldn't be counted, it would be billions more, why isn't it more after my 70%?"
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
"Look, these numbers - after ignoring this percentage that shouldn't be counted, it would be billions more, why isn't it more after my 70%?"
I'm loving the episodes, though I do wish they'd come out faster; I've had all of 12 words spoken so far!
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I'm loving the episodes, though I do wish they'd come out faster; I've had all of 12 words spoken so far!
(On a xylophone)
*Doo-doo-de-de-dedo*
What rolls down stairs?
Alone or in pairs?
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
It's great for a snack,
And fits on your back!
It's LOG! LOG! LOG!
*Doo-doo-de-de-dedo*
What rolls down stairs?
Alone or in pairs?
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
It's great for a snack,
And fits on your back!
It's LOG! LOG! LOG!
October 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
(On a xylophone)
*Doo-doo-de-de-dedo*
What rolls down stairs?
Alone or in pairs?
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
It's great for a snack,
And fits on your back!
It's LOG! LOG! LOG!
*Doo-doo-de-de-dedo*
What rolls down stairs?
Alone or in pairs?
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
It's great for a snack,
And fits on your back!
It's LOG! LOG! LOG!
"Look, we tried making it exclude the gays, blacks, and other non-white Christians, but couldn't do it..."
I see through his lies as easily as Mother's fancy crystalware.
I see through his lies as easily as Mother's fancy crystalware.
October 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Look, we tried making it exclude the gays, blacks, and other non-white Christians, but couldn't do it..."
I see through his lies as easily as Mother's fancy crystalware.
I see through his lies as easily as Mother's fancy crystalware.
I've seen the worst humanity has to offer, and let me tell you, you are being generous even with these figures, haha!
October 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I've seen the worst humanity has to offer, and let me tell you, you are being generous even with these figures, haha!
Couldn't agree more....
a smiling face with red eyes and a large smile
ALT: a smiling face with red eyes and a large smile
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August 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Couldn't agree more....
Especially those who would have his vote...
August 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Especially those who would have his vote...
Ugh, television... whatever happened to gathering around the radio to hear news, stories, and the screaming of the tortured?
August 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ugh, television... whatever happened to gathering around the radio to hear news, stories, and the screaming of the tortured?
Someone is airing their personal life...
August 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Someone is airing their personal life...
....this contraption has tits... why does the contraption have tits...?
August 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
....this contraption has tits... why does the contraption have tits...?
As opposed to an open field....
August 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
As opposed to an open field....
Reposted by Smartass Alastor
In 2002, according to New York magazine, Trump said: “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy…. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”
July 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In 2002, according to New York magazine, Trump said: “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy…. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”
Oh, look! My favorite garden fertilizer... Hope they like daisies! Hahahaha!
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a pink hat
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a pink hat
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July 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oh, look! My favorite garden fertilizer... Hope they like daisies! Hahahaha!
This assumes a functional democracy with the just rule of law.
This earthly sinner will have quite the welcoming down here in Hell with the death, chaos, and UTTER DESTRUCTION he's managed to wreak.
Why... I may even have him as a "special" guest on my radio program.....
HAHAHAHA!
This earthly sinner will have quite the welcoming down here in Hell with the death, chaos, and UTTER DESTRUCTION he's managed to wreak.
Why... I may even have him as a "special" guest on my radio program.....
HAHAHAHA!
a cartoon drawing of a monster with red eyes and a big smile
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a monster with red eyes and a big smile
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July 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This assumes a functional democracy with the just rule of law.
This earthly sinner will have quite the welcoming down here in Hell with the death, chaos, and UTTER DESTRUCTION he's managed to wreak.
Why... I may even have him as a "special" guest on my radio program.....
HAHAHAHA!
This earthly sinner will have quite the welcoming down here in Hell with the death, chaos, and UTTER DESTRUCTION he's managed to wreak.
Why... I may even have him as a "special" guest on my radio program.....
HAHAHAHA!
I haven't been active on Earth in some time, but some newer... associates of mine have told me some delightful stories...
a close up of a cartoon character 's face and neck
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face and neck
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July 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I haven't been active on Earth in some time, but some newer... associates of mine have told me some delightful stories...
Reposted by Smartass Alastor
I don't think the heat is what he meant, my dear.
*looking left at the mass shooting down the street in Hell and right to the human world news reporting on a mass shooting*
Some humans may not like the heat, but quite a few of them still pack it! Haha!
*looking left at the mass shooting down the street in Hell and right to the human world news reporting on a mass shooting*
Some humans may not like the heat, but quite a few of them still pack it! Haha!
July 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I don't think the heat is what he meant, my dear.
*looking left at the mass shooting down the street in Hell and right to the human world news reporting on a mass shooting*
Some humans may not like the heat, but quite a few of them still pack it! Haha!
*looking left at the mass shooting down the street in Hell and right to the human world news reporting on a mass shooting*
Some humans may not like the heat, but quite a few of them still pack it! Haha!
Hahahahaha!
a cartoon character is dancing while holding a flower .
ALT: a cartoon character is dancing while holding a flower .
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July 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hahahahaha!