Alex
@smartalex.bsky.social
Snarky GenXer. Unironically watches videos of cats
I have a joke about misogyny, but it works best if it involves a straight man
March 22, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I have a joke about misogyny, but it works best if it involves a straight man
He really wants that Handmaid Tale outfit to catch on. Because it's not like federally subsidized child care would have also solved that problem, or anything.
October 27, 2023 at 4:03 PM
He really wants that Handmaid Tale outfit to catch on. Because it's not like federally subsidized child care would have also solved that problem, or anything.
As long as the probation committee that flunked me out in the first place is okay after all with my D-minus average
October 9, 2023 at 5:14 PM
As long as the probation committee that flunked me out in the first place is okay after all with my D-minus average
That's horrible about that fire. Those poor people. Eerily reminiscent of the Station nightclub fire in Rhode Island in 2003.
September 27, 2023 at 5:44 PM
That's horrible about that fire. Those poor people. Eerily reminiscent of the Station nightclub fire in Rhode Island in 2003.
Unless it has anything remotely to do with women, that is. No thanks.
September 21, 2023 at 10:24 PM
Unless it has anything remotely to do with women, that is. No thanks.
Pretty sure he was avocado-toasted
September 21, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Pretty sure he was avocado-toasted
He looks like Jordan Peterson went on a walkabout and took a bunch of shrooms.
September 19, 2023 at 5:13 PM
He looks like Jordan Peterson went on a walkabout and took a bunch of shrooms.
You're taking a hollan-day off
September 9, 2023 at 9:44 PM
You're taking a hollan-day off
Now he can star in Orange is the New Black
September 7, 2023 at 8:34 PM
Now he can star in Orange is the New Black
Time for the honored tradition of going outside to exactly where they told us not to go, so we can stare directly into it
August 20, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Time for the honored tradition of going outside to exactly where they told us not to go, so we can stare directly into it
Uffda, waiting until tonight, no less? The planners hit the stores last night. The panickers hit this afternoon. By tonight, you'll be fighting over scraps with all the people whose shopping list began and ended with "weed". Monday sounds great if you're planning to arrive by kayak.
August 19, 2023 at 11:08 PM
Uffda, waiting until tonight, no less? The planners hit the stores last night. The panickers hit this afternoon. By tonight, you'll be fighting over scraps with all the people whose shopping list began and ended with "weed". Monday sounds great if you're planning to arrive by kayak.
My San Diego "nothing ever happens here" tendencies are directly conflicting with my Minnesotan "keep snacks, a shovel, and a blanket in the car so you don't accidently die" tendencies. It's a confusing time.
August 19, 2023 at 10:38 PM
My San Diego "nothing ever happens here" tendencies are directly conflicting with my Minnesotan "keep snacks, a shovel, and a blanket in the car so you don't accidently die" tendencies. It's a confusing time.
DOES he, though? I would be willing to tune in to a show where people of various, unknown level MMA skills pop out of the woodwork to attempt to beat up Mark Zuckerberg. I think he owes society that much.
August 14, 2023 at 1:37 AM
DOES he, though? I would be willing to tune in to a show where people of various, unknown level MMA skills pop out of the woodwork to attempt to beat up Mark Zuckerberg. I think he owes society that much.
You are correct, "what level of MMA fighting skill Zuck has" is literally not worth a 5-second Google search. Because who the fuck could possibly care about something like that.
August 14, 2023 at 1:29 AM
You are correct, "what level of MMA fighting skill Zuck has" is literally not worth a 5-second Google search. Because who the fuck could possibly care about something like that.
Then make him fight literally anyone tougher than Elon Musk. Make him fight a trained person.
Or, you know. Make him fight fucking homelessness and climate change, or any of the world's current actual concerns.
Or, you know. Make him fight fucking homelessness and climate change, or any of the world's current actual concerns.
August 14, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Then make him fight literally anyone tougher than Elon Musk. Make him fight a trained person.
Or, you know. Make him fight fucking homelessness and climate change, or any of the world's current actual concerns.
Or, you know. Make him fight fucking homelessness and climate change, or any of the world's current actual concerns.
Major "call ahead before you arrive, so we can ensure to seat your entire party" clout!
August 13, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Major "call ahead before you arrive, so we can ensure to seat your entire party" clout!
Doesn't mean I won't shitpost, though. Especially now, with my audience of dozen.
August 13, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Doesn't mean I won't shitpost, though. Especially now, with my audience of dozen.
I'm just on here because someone sent me an invitation, and I never really used Twitter. I'm the social media equivalent of people who ignored Seinfeld for a decade and didn't start watching it until it went into reruns.
August 13, 2023 at 10:12 PM
I'm just on here because someone sent me an invitation, and I never really used Twitter. I'm the social media equivalent of people who ignored Seinfeld for a decade and didn't start watching it until it went into reruns.
This is the dumbest shit I've read today, and I'm on Reddit.
August 13, 2023 at 9:59 PM
This is the dumbest shit I've read today, and I'm on Reddit.
Translation: Both of these dorks realized that they're middle aged, have never been in a fight that wasn't won by Mommy threatening the other kid's parents, and probably need to hire Dana White himself in order to learn how not to punch like angry toddlers.
August 13, 2023 at 6:37 PM
Translation: Both of these dorks realized that they're middle aged, have never been in a fight that wasn't won by Mommy threatening the other kid's parents, and probably need to hire Dana White himself in order to learn how not to punch like angry toddlers.
Maybe that Montgomery, AL resident with the chair can make a cameo appearance and whack them both. They could use it.
August 11, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Maybe that Montgomery, AL resident with the chair can make a cameo appearance and whack them both. They could use it.
A KEYBOARD! How quaint!
August 10, 2023 at 8:41 PM
A KEYBOARD! How quaint!
Also, there's a minimum required wpm for hacking. You can't just slowly and painstakingly hack. Nobody's got time for that. Please take Mavis Beacon for Hackers and get your typing speed up for maximum hacking.
August 10, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Also, there's a minimum required wpm for hacking. You can't just slowly and painstakingly hack. Nobody's got time for that. Please take Mavis Beacon for Hackers and get your typing speed up for maximum hacking.