@merkley.senate.gov

So, next time you feel like putting in the hours, Sen Merkley, I'm thinking this would be an excellent project. Just sayin'... Also, thanks for all you do, this constituent appreciates it very much!

I might just be a wee bit baked but saw this and I can't stop giggling over it.

Here's one of my local rivers, at the Columbia Bar, where the Columbia River joins the Pacific. Sometimes referred to as "The Graveyard of the Pacific." There's a reason we have a Coast Guard training facility there.