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Me amoeba and peromecia
everyone will always question your sexuality, but not everyone is in your bokonon life karass
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
my hamster has arthritis time to chuck him
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 AM
if you have to coke first in order to do something, its definitely hanging out with my kids
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Can i discipline myself? No
January 15, 2026 at 8:05 AM
theres quite a bit of story telling inside club music, some of it very good
January 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
what the god hell even is a brazil nut i skip those
December 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
i hate how old my hamster is getting hes 23 years old
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
when a woman is evil and scary, its considered awesome. When a man is evil and scary, its normal and its evil and scary
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
When oyur in a saying "OK my hamster is electric" competition and the opponent is ME
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i cant believe it josh brolin is going to play thanos
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
i think the worst thing i do is eat hamsters there not even that expensive i think i lowkey want to be caught
October 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
it's the little things that I do by myself that are completely insane that ive ive lost my train of thought
October 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
minecraft tron legacy texture maps was like awesome
October 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
stephen king is like: what if table was evil. what if chair was evil
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
protective gay bartender, my arch nemesis
September 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sober friends get it. Life is just that boring. I regret my kids
September 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
listening to New Radicals You Get What you Give drinking a beer, spinning around in circles. Maybe this divorce could be a new beginning for me
September 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
which billionaire is manipulating me into watch so many chihuahua videos
August 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
stocks bonds bull pen. Im addicted to those little green numbers. I replace my grandads medicene with skittles those are my little green numbers
August 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i need weed for the really good ideas
August 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
theres twink death, then theres what happened to brian eno i thinks like when a tree dies and another tree grows out with mushrooms
August 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
lobsters
July 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me amoeba and peromecia
May 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Yes im good at oral. Orally yelling at my wife.
March 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Well little nephew, pats seat cushion next to me, id probably go with Over the hege. i like the turtle .
March 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM