Allison
@smallsquall.bsky.social
She/Her. Wife, Mom, Nerd, and Pleasure to Have in Class
My current reads as a woman who contains multitudes
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My current reads as a woman who contains multitudes
Feeling like a diva in my $6 kiss press ons that I RESHAPED!
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Feeling like a diva in my $6 kiss press ons that I RESHAPED!
Post the last 4 games you’ve played!
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Post the last 4 games you’ve played!
Tiny coffee and only 5 more days in corporate hellscape!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Tiny coffee and only 5 more days in corporate hellscape!!!!
It do be pretty tho
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It do be pretty tho
It’s 28 degrees in ALABAMA
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It’s 28 degrees in ALABAMA
Call me crazy but I feel spiritually connected to the neighborhood loose rooster so imma feed him even though my husband says no
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Call me crazy but I feel spiritually connected to the neighborhood loose rooster so imma feed him even though my husband says no
Hey I love your zoo (sorry about your drivers)
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hey I love your zoo (sorry about your drivers)
Oldest selfie on your phone (2018) I had just gotten my first pair of Warby Parker glasses and you couldn’t tell me NOTHING
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone (2018) I had just gotten my first pair of Warby Parker glasses and you couldn’t tell me NOTHING
Ok chat how do I smuggle this out of the bbq restaurant
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ok chat how do I smuggle this out of the bbq restaurant
Dino Pea, Dino Pea!
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Dino Pea, Dino Pea!
My model kitty boy. Heart of hearts.
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My model kitty boy. Heart of hearts.
Am I…. Christmas card age now??
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Am I…. Christmas card age now??
Like good millennial parents, husband made sure Sweet Pea had the chance to choose her Pokémon. She selected Eevee.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Like good millennial parents, husband made sure Sweet Pea had the chance to choose her Pokémon. She selected Eevee.
Enjoy a 3 am photo of Happy cat looking angelic
October 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Enjoy a 3 am photo of Happy cat looking angelic
Please get me out of this fluorescent lighted corporate hellscape 😄
October 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Please get me out of this fluorescent lighted corporate hellscape 😄
It took me far too long to realize that this symbol on my Dunkin package is not a piercing gun
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It took me far too long to realize that this symbol on my Dunkin package is not a piercing gun
0-3 Month Onesie
I now understand
My mother’s far off look
When she said
“You wore the dickens out of that”
I now understand
My mother’s far off look
When she said
“You wore the dickens out of that”
October 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
0-3 Month Onesie
I now understand
My mother’s far off look
When she said
“You wore the dickens out of that”
I now understand
My mother’s far off look
When she said
“You wore the dickens out of that”
We had a beautiful prune themed birthday party and it’s kind of @dancetodavide.bsky.social’s fault 💜
September 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
We had a beautiful prune themed birthday party and it’s kind of @dancetodavide.bsky.social’s fault 💜
Sweet Pea turns one next week. I’m rocking her as she sleeps in my arms. Parenting isn’t for everyone, but it sure as hell was for me. Thankful.
September 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Sweet Pea turns one next week. I’m rocking her as she sleeps in my arms. Parenting isn’t for everyone, but it sure as hell was for me. Thankful.
It’s me, my tiny whimsical spro cup, my thrifted blouse, and my depression against the world
September 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It’s me, my tiny whimsical spro cup, my thrifted blouse, and my depression against the world
It’s my last day of year 30. Taking a soul day and writing with good coffee. Maybe when I have more discipline and less depression, I’ll get a Substack going.
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It’s my last day of year 30. Taking a soul day and writing with good coffee. Maybe when I have more discipline and less depression, I’ll get a Substack going.
So we have these neighborhood roosters that started coming to our yard a few weeks ago
We must have the best bugs because they love us
Also they’re boyfriends
We must have the best bugs because they love us
Also they’re boyfriends
September 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
So we have these neighborhood roosters that started coming to our yard a few weeks ago
We must have the best bugs because they love us
Also they’re boyfriends
We must have the best bugs because they love us
Also they’re boyfriends