Smallmeat/404
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The CIA’s failed MK Ultra femboy johnny silverhand sleeper cell praise addicted desert dweller pscionic terrorist “love is just busting an emotional nut with your heart”. Profile pic by @oakydeer.bsky.social
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GO MY GUN TOTING ESTROGEN WARRIORS, FORCE FEMINIZE THE WORLD
We should put them on Estrogen
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
GO MY GUN TOTING ESTROGEN WARRIORS, FORCE FEMINIZE THE WORLD
Filipinos have thick calves because they gotta stand on their tippy toes to reach the middle shelf
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Filipinos have thick calves because they gotta stand on their tippy toes to reach the middle shelf
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some of you could learn a lot from this i think
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
some of you could learn a lot from this i think
Drunk driving a car will never be as fun as drunk riding a horse thats ALSO plastered. Imagine if you and your car were drunk on tge road together. You cant get that deep connection with a machine
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Drunk driving a car will never be as fun as drunk riding a horse thats ALSO plastered. Imagine if you and your car were drunk on tge road together. You cant get that deep connection with a machine
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me making lindt chocolate
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
me making lindt chocolate
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me making poop
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
me making poop
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Shoutout to all the other trans girls who not only gained a breeding kink from HRT but also had it spill into the real fun shit like oviposition...
"Cis" boy me: "Mm, this tentacle porn's hot but idk how I feel about the eggs..." 🫤
Me today: "What if the eggs in my belly glowed a pretty color?" 🥴💜
"Cis" boy me: "Mm, this tentacle porn's hot but idk how I feel about the eggs..." 🫤
Me today: "What if the eggs in my belly glowed a pretty color?" 🥴💜
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Shoutout to all the other trans girls who not only gained a breeding kink from HRT but also had it spill into the real fun shit like oviposition...
"Cis" boy me: "Mm, this tentacle porn's hot but idk how I feel about the eggs..." 🫤
Me today: "What if the eggs in my belly glowed a pretty color?" 🥴💜
"Cis" boy me: "Mm, this tentacle porn's hot but idk how I feel about the eggs..." 🫤
Me today: "What if the eggs in my belly glowed a pretty color?" 🥴💜
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it happened again someone in a vc thought i was portuguese and when i went "im filipino" they went "youre not filipino"
-forgot wallet
-walked til feet are numb
-foot gets ran over by a motorized wheelchair
-limps to store to get water to hydrate. notice the cashier ladys accent and ask if she's Filipino
- tell her I'm Filipino too. w/o batting an eye she goes "you're not Filipino" with a wry smile
-walked til feet are numb
-foot gets ran over by a motorized wheelchair
-limps to store to get water to hydrate. notice the cashier ladys accent and ask if she's Filipino
- tell her I'm Filipino too. w/o batting an eye she goes "you're not Filipino" with a wry smile
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
it happened again someone in a vc thought i was portuguese and when i went "im filipino" they went "youre not filipino"
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621's affirmations: I am the most fuckable pilot in this armored core
I may be a lobotomized amalgamation of augmented flesh and cables but at least my boobs look nice
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
621's affirmations: I am the most fuckable pilot in this armored core
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I may be a lobotomized amalgamation of augmented flesh and cables but at least my boobs look nice
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I may be a lobotomized amalgamation of augmented flesh and cables but at least my boobs look nice
Idk what to do with my hands when i get head, so i do dry fire drills
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Idk what to do with my hands when i get head, so i do dry fire drills
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What I'm hearing is that trans women can enhance breast growth by picking up shooting.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What I'm hearing is that trans women can enhance breast growth by picking up shooting.
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Sippin on that gaucamole gamer fart 9k
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Sippin on that gaucamole gamer fart 9k
Metalhead kid -> hard techno adult
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Metalhead kid -> hard techno adult
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Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
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What a time to be at the intersection of all these matters, and yet here we are, thriving! Community is everything, and I'm forever grateful for the opportunities and the people to build more and more of it with. 🙏
Read more: wired.com/story/the-hard-left-shooters-leading-a-gun-culture-revolution
Read more: wired.com/story/the-hard-left-shooters-leading-a-gun-culture-revolution
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What a time to be at the intersection of all these matters, and yet here we are, thriving! Community is everything, and I'm forever grateful for the opportunities and the people to build more and more of it with. 🙏
Read more: wired.com/story/the-hard-left-shooters-leading-a-gun-culture-revolution
Read more: wired.com/story/the-hard-left-shooters-leading-a-gun-culture-revolution
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Saying this but to a computer
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Saying this but to a computer
I hava a gf now and shes so awesome. She nice, fun to be around, smart, and a nasty little pervert.
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I hava a gf now and shes so awesome. She nice, fun to be around, smart, and a nasty little pervert.
Filipinos should make bollywood films
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Filipinos should make bollywood films
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So far, my favorite hypothetical ethical debate i've started in my workplace is "how long would you microwave a baby for if someone gave you $1,000 per second microwaved".
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So far, my favorite hypothetical ethical debate i've started in my workplace is "how long would you microwave a baby for if someone gave you $1,000 per second microwaved".